Jokes

[Key of door]

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Though I was going to make an Icebreaker joke?

[Damonjay]

if you want a ice breaker joke

How much does a polar bear weigh

Enough to break the ice

[JupiterII]

if you want a ice breaker joke

How much does a polar bear weigh

Enough to break the ice

That joke has too many variables.

[Damonjay]

why did mary fall of the swing\'

mary had no arms

why did matt fall of his bike?

he got hit by a bus

WARNING VERY INCSENSITIVE

what did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas

cancer

[Key of door]

why did mary fall of the swing\'

mary had no arms

why did matt fall of his bike?

he got hit by a bus

WARNING VERY INCSENSITIVE

what did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas

cancer

Anti joke Demonjay.

[Damonjay]

Anti joke Demonjay.

Warning Racist\'

why dont Black People go on cruises

HAHA... their not falling for that again

[Key of door]

Warning Racist\'

why dont Black People go on cruises

HAHA... their not falling for that again

I literally laughed in my head...

[WindWolf]

I was going to take three planks of wood to a house party...........but I didn\'t want to cause a fence.

[Key of door]

What did 1 say to the human?

'You need some help if you are imagining me talking.'

[Damonjay]

two sausages were sitting in a pan

One says to the other : whew its hot in here

The other sausage says: Holy Crap A Talking sausage!

[Key of door]

What did the 12 year old do on Halloween?

Suicide.

[SteevyT]

Why is the bassoon better than the oboe?

Burns longer

What is the oboe good for?

Kindling to set the bassoon on fire

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Two toobahs walk past a bar....

....hey, it could happen.

What is the range of a tuba?

About 20 yards if you have a really good arm.

How do you get a drummer to play softer?

Put a page of music in front of him.

How do you get him to stop playing?

Put notes on the page

[softweir]

Why is the bassoon better than the oboe?

Burns longer

What is the oboe good for?

Kindling to set the bassoon on fire

click for more jokes

Two toobahs walk past a bar....

....hey, it could happen.

What is the range of a tuba?

About 20 yards if you have a really good arm.

How do you get a drummer to play softer?

Put a page of music in front of him.

How do you get him to stop playing?

Put notes on the page

Love these!

I\'ve got another one:

A viola player with a toad on his head walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman pulls the beer, and watches the viola player drink. Finally he can\'t stand it anymore. 'Er... Isn\'t it a bit embarrassing going around like that?' The toad sighs and says 'you got it! And only last night it was a wart on my bum!'

[semininja]

Whaddya call a guy with no arms and no legs...

a) in a pool?

Bob.

in a hot tub?

Stu.

c) on your doorstep?

Matt.

d) in your mailbox?

Bill.

e) in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

There are plenty more of these.

[Key of door]

a) in a pool?

Dead.

in a hot tub?

Dead.

c) on your doorstep?

Dead

d) in your mailbox?

Dead

e) in a pile of leaves?

Dead

Fixed it.

[Motorsheep]

So the Dalai Lama walks into a Pizza Hut and says:

Can you make me one with everything?

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An Irishman, an Englishman, an Israeli and a German walk in to a bar.

Says the bartender: This is a joke, right?

[Damonjay]

what do you call a boy that sits at the bottom of a swamp

Peat

if you don\'t understand look up the formation of coal

[CarolRawley]

What\'s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

[Damonjay]

whats brown and sticky?

a stick

[Key of door]

whats white and sticky?

Semen

I fixed it...

[Damonjay]

thanks i knew i did something wrong

[Luigibro606]

Guys, this is real:

Yesterday I asked my brother if he liked feces.

\'Yes I do\' he told me.

[Key of door]

Guys, this is real:

Yesterday I asked my brother if he liked feces.

\'Yes I do\' he told me.

Where is my joke?

[Luigibro606]

Somewhere?

[Key of door]

Somewhere?

Over the Rainbow?

False - A rainbow is an illusion of light meaning it always is above you.