Key of door Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 ¬_¬Though I was going to make an Icebreaker joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonjay Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 if you want a ice breaker jokeHow much does a polar bear weighEnough to break the ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JupiterII Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 if you want a ice breaker jokeHow much does a polar bear weighEnough to break the iceThat joke has too many variables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonjay Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 why did mary fall of the swing\'mary had no armswhy did matt fall of his bike?he got hit by a busWARNING VERY INCSENSITIVEwhat did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmascancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key of door Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 why did mary fall of the swing\'mary had no armswhy did matt fall of his bike?he got hit by a busWARNING VERY INCSENSITIVEwhat did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmascancerAnti joke Demonjay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonjay Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Anti joke Demonjay.Warning Racist\'why dont Black People go on cruisesHAHA... their not falling for that again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key of door Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Warning Racist\'why dont Black People go on cruisesHAHA... their not falling for that againI literally laughed in my head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindWolf Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I was going to take three planks of wood to a house party...........but I didn\'t want to cause a fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key of door Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 What did 1 say to the human?'You need some help if you are imagining me talking.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonjay Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 two sausages were sitting in a panOne says to the other : whew its hot in hereThe other sausage says: Holy Crap A Talking sausage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key of door Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 What did the 12 year old do on Halloween?Suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteevyT Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Why is the bassoon better than the oboe?Burns longerWhat is the oboe good for?Kindling to set the bassoon on fireclick for more jokesTwo toobahs walk past a bar........hey, it could happen.What is the range of a tuba?About 20 yards if you have a really good arm.How do you get a drummer to play softer?Put a page of music in front of him.How do you get him to stop playing?Put notes on the page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
softweir Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Why is the bassoon better than the oboe?Burns longerWhat is the oboe good for?Kindling to set the bassoon on fireclick for more jokesTwo toobahs walk past a bar........hey, it could happen.What is the range of a tuba?About 20 yards if you have a really good arm.How do you get a drummer to play softer?Put a page of music in front of him.How do you get him to stop playing?Put notes on the pageLove these!I\'ve got another one:A viola player with a toad on his head walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman pulls the beer, and watches the viola player drink. Finally he can\'t stand it anymore. 'Er... Isn\'t it a bit embarrassing going around like that?' The toad sighs and says 'you got it! And only last night it was a wart on my bum!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semininja Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Whaddya call a guy with no arms and no legs...a) in a pool? Bob. in a hot tub? Stu.c) on your doorstep? Matt.d) in your mailbox? Bill.e) in a pile of leaves? Russell.There are plenty more of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key of door Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 a) in a pool? Dead. in a hot tub? Dead.c) on your doorstep? Deadd) in your mailbox? Deade) in a pile of leaves? DeadFixed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motorsheep Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 So the Dalai Lama walks into a Pizza Hut and says:Can you make me one with everything?-------------------------------------------------------An Irishman, an Englishman, an Israeli and a German walk in to a bar.Says the bartender: This is a joke, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonjay Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 what do you call a boy that sits at the bottom of a swampPeatif you don\'t understand look up the formation of coal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolRawley Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 What\'s brown and sounds like a bell?Dung!How do you keep a moron in suspense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonjay Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 whats brown and sticky?a stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key of door Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 whats white and sticky?SemenI fixed it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonjay Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 thanks i knew i did something wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigibro606 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Guys, this is real:Yesterday I asked my brother if he liked feces.\'Yes I do\' he told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key of door Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Guys, this is real:Yesterday I asked my brother if he liked feces.\'Yes I do\' he told me.Where is my joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigibro606 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key of door Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Somewhere?Over the Rainbow?False - A rainbow is an illusion of light meaning it always is above you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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