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In the depths of the KSC secret chemicals lab two scientists work day in and day out on the new formulas to make kerbals more resilient against most hazards of space flight

"Hey, is that the new formula?" Greg; the senior chemist said, while he stirred something in a beaker.

"Yeah, it's called Krakan baneicus (Krak-en Bane-ik-us), it should increase loyalty of crews and stop the effects of the kraken on deep space missions." Jeff responded, holding up a small vial of what looked like a green mass of sludge. "I'm going to go start giving this to the subjects for testing"

-later in the testing labs-

"It's an outbreak! it's spreading! get out while you can!" Jeff was yelling to the patients that hadn't been infected yet. As the subjects ran. the hoard of infected drew closer. and jeff's only choice was to active the self destruct, and end it all.

And with a flash of light. nothing. the underground testing facility was gone. but one small spore survive the blast. and it grew and evolved, until 50 years later when the facility was excavated, and the spores infected the excavator crews. and spread among the astronauts. the whole facility had to be abandoned and was re-located to the other side of the planet. the incident never happened again, and was given the name "the kraken outbreak" To this day the space center in the mountains has been abandoned for many years, and no one remembers why. all the buildings had been sealed shut, but from time to time, some say if you listen very closely when right next to the large doors of the abandoned VAB. you can still hear the moans of the infected. still living, never resting.

EDIT: ER MAH GERD! I HAVE A NEW EPISODE IDEA!

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In the depths of the KSC secret chemicals lab two scientists work day in and day out on the new formulas to make kerbals more resilient against most hazards of space flight

"Hey, is that the new formula?" Greg; the senior chemist said, while he stirred something in a beaker.

"Yeah, it's called Krakan baneicus (Krak-en Bane-ik-us), it should increase loyalty of crews and stop the effects of the kraken on deep space missions." Jeff responded, holding up a small vial of what looked like a green mass of sludge. "I'm going to go start giving this to the subjects for testing"

-later in the testing labs-

"It's an outbreak! it's spreading! get out while you can!" Jeff was yelling to the patients that hadn't been infected yet. As the subjects ran. the hoard of infected drew closer. and jeff's only choice was to active the self destruct, and end it all.

And with a flash of light. nothing. the underground testing facility was gone. but one small spore survive the blast. and it grew and evolved, until 50 years later when the facility was excavated, and the spores infected the excavator crews. and spread among the astronauts. the whole facility had to be abandoned and was re-located to the other side of the planet. the incident never happened again, and was given the name "the kraken outbreak" To this day the space center in the mountains has been abandoned for many years, and no one remembers why. all the buildings had been sealed shut, but from time to time, some say if you listen very closely when right next to the large doors of the abandoned VAB. you can still hear the moans of the infected. still living, never resting.

EDIT: ER MAH GERD! I HAVE A NEW EPISODE IDEA!

Glad I could help!

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