Oh the ways you can die (Story)

[Key of door]

Chap chap , I mean

Chapter one

Wait... one sec.......

K(O)

Chapter 5 + (-4)

My dream was to fly into space.

My name is Bob Kerman and with no training at all or any pay me and my brothers were going into space.

I mean the Engineers were wearing Wrenches insted of helmets and hitting the floor with a hat.

We some how have in infinite budget and keep finding trash bins on the floor.

And with a little (Okay, A LOT) duct tape we got a trashcan full of TNT a Joystick in a cockpit and a blanket.

Okay so it is T -5 tell you when we are in the air.

1000 meters up.

Woah! It didn\'t blow up all at once! I\'m pretty scared my brother,(Jeb) is having a blast and my other brother whos\' name I forget is puking in his suit.

Our trashcan just broke off and the blanket + strings is out.

Wait a minute.

Why the heck is there a ball in here?

Chapter 2 :

Hi Death!

Oh wait we are not dead....

Were not dead?!

WE LIVED!!

I can\'t believe that we lived. Jeb was driving (playing a video game..), and my brother was to scared to even move.

We were spinning out of control at around 600 rpm (Yeah, I don\'t kid.).

But atleast the Govers, I mean Government gave the KSP some research money so now instead of putting some explosives into a trashcan we can fly with a liquid fuel rocket! But it is for one mission.

Get a satalite into space...

We are test running the Dragonfly MK 1 (The ship that is supposed to get the satalite into space.) See you in 1 km.

Okay 1km up and we have LOTS of fuel left. The fuel you ask? Bills puke.

Okay 5km and one tank used.

10km we are testing the throwing procedure. (Spin and deploy)

It worked, the thruster is flying away.

Based on the caculations of monkeys with typewriters it will re-enter and deploy parachutes in about an hour.

Chap chap 3