Thems be fightin' words boy!

[Cthulufaic]

Who do you think would win in a Battle Royal including Abraham Lincoln, Shaq, Taylor Swift, Alexander the great (russian), Alexander the great (macedonian), Napoleon, Stephen Harper (Pres. of Canada), Stalin, and everyone is in pyjamas and has a box of Cheerios as a weapon.

COMMENCE DEBATING

perssonaly i think Napoleon

EDIT: To be more specific they are in their prime and have insatiable bloodlust. They are fighting on a roof.

[Gojira]

Jebediah. 8)

[JupiterII]

Why and how are they fighting in the first place?

[White Owl]

I\'m assuming all combatants are at the physical prime of their youth, and not old men?

I think we can immediately eliminate everybody but Abe and both Alexanders. Yeah, Shaq is big too, but he ain\'t no killer.

[SmiteZero]

I\'m assuming all combatants are at the physical prime of their youth, and not old men?

I think we can immediately eliminate everybody but Abe and both Alexanders. Yeah, Shaq is big too, but he ain\'t no killer.

When it\'s you or him, man, things change.

Would the racist answer be that Shaq would fashion a makeshift shank out of the cardboard box?

The only contender you really need to make this a sure lose for everyone else involved is Grigori Rasputin.

[Feragorn]

Is Russian Alexander Alexander Nevsky?

[Hypocee]

Honest Abe. 'Tall guy. Long reach. Skinny guys fight \'till they\'re burger.'