Report 082613 - TITAN Mission Logs "Declassified"

[ArcticX9]

We are The Revealers

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The Kerbal Space Corporation is hiding something. We know it.

It is Our duty to protect Kerbals all around Kerbin.

We will declassify TITAN.

This is what They don't want you to see.

Exhibit I: Discovery of Titan I - Code name "Romanov"

08/20/13 - Kerbal kethane exploration satellite "KethExplore I"

Status: Orbiting Minmus

Report Details: Anomaly detected

Commence report #84292: Security level 5 - Authorized personnel only - consider TOP SECRET

Report:

KethExplore I's cameras and sensors are working fine, it seems. However, kethane isn't what we've found. Sensors detected a large object in an unusual orbit around Minmus, camera operators altered course slightly and captured pictures of a large [DATA EXPUNGED]. Included in this report is the only poor quality image of the structure, designated TITAN-I "Romanov".

Exhibit II: Discovery of Titan II - Code name "Ragnarok"

08/24/13 - Kerbal "media" satellite and suspected spy/observation satellite

Status: Orbiting Kerbin

Report Details: Object detected, meets report parameters

Report Parameters: Large, unknown object within range of observation satellite

Commence report #84295: Security level 5 - Authorized personnel only - consider TOP SECRET

Report:

This is the second time one of these "Titans" (as the suits call them) have appeared near KSC satellites. This object is not like the first, TITAN-I "Romanov" - as this one is significantly smaller and appears to have [DATA EXPUNGED]. Purpose unknown, image taken at closest approach reveals [DATA MISSING]

Exhibit III: Titan III Cover-Up - The "Ra Event"

The following images were taken by a group of campers in the mountain ranges of Kerbin. Their names are kept secret in order to protect them from Them.

Images I and II - Glowing flare near center of image with possible debris trail, thought to be asteroid by campers.

Enhanced Image I:

These images disappeared shortly after being uploaded to KerbBook, the popular social media website.

Not long later, KSC issued a report.

Last night, those lucky enough to be outside at the right time were able to view a rare and impressive re-entry flare from a large space rock entering Kerbin's atmosphere. No debris or impact was reported, although a coincidental loud explosion was related to mining in the viewing area.

No debris, They lied.

Do not believe what They tell you.

Titans are real.

To be continued...

[silentdragon]

Is this still alive?