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Meet Miss Gilly!

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From the moment her shiny golden rings catch your eyes, it is obvious Miss Gilly has class. But she is the right amount of slutty, too! She will take you anywhere.* Her tender legs are perfect for landing on low-gravity celestial bodies, and her big lower body has enough power to bring you there; with fuel to spare!

*Only tested on Gilly. Please refrain from going to celestial bodies with atmosphere or you may not make it back home.

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Are you impressed by the charms of Miss Gilly? Do you want to roam the solar system, alone with her? Then try her now!

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Very nice! Will she bring you back? I'm not looking for a one night stand, you understand. :)

Of course she will bring you back! She will take you home and tuck you in. Take note of the asterix.

Due to the extremly low gravity of Gilly, you might not even need to detach the nuclear stage. Just lay her gently on her side. But even without the nuclear stage, you can easily make it back to Kerbin. The command module can be detached when you are in the atmosphere, so you can safely deploy the parachute without all that extra weight.

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So her lower body is ripe for amputation to ensure a successful landing and a safe return home necessitates decapitation?

you monster!

;)

Not necessarily! As you can see in one of the pictures, she is close to Gilly and the nuclear engines have plenty of fuel left. I wasn't even very efficient. If you want to use the landing legs, you do need to amputate her, but she doesn't mind. She will do anything for you. And on Gilly, you can just lay her down on her side if you prefer that over using the landing legs.

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