Optimal parabolic trajectory for lowest splashback over concave elliptical surface

[loknar]

Which intercept trajectory and waypoint would be the best when using a standard urinal?

[drakesdoom]

Smash it with a sledge and order a real urinal that goes to the floor. Then the solution is simple approach parallel as far as practically possible.

[DisarmingBaton5]

I stopped breathing momentarily.

The real solution is, of course, to p*** into a trashcan full-o-boom and ignite it. When did Jebediah ever use a urinal?

[loknar]

Smash it with a sledge and order a real urinal that goes to the floor. Then the solution is simple approach parallel as far as practically possible.

Yes, that - and giving up and peeing on the damn floor directly. But that's even worse, ethically, than using the stalls.

[drakesdoom]

Yes, that - and giving up and peeing on the damn floor directly. But that's even worse, ethically, than using the stalls.

Apparently you have never seen a real urinal. They are about 4 foot high and recess into the wall and the floor with a curve in the corner and the drain below floor level, a handle on top flushes the whole inside with water from the top.

[loknar]

Apparently you have never seen a real urinal. They are about 4 foot high and recess into the wall and the floor with a curve in the corner and the drain below floor level, a handle on top flushes the whole inside with water from the top.

I agree this is probably the best solution. But it is more expensive and therefore uncommon.

It may amaze you, but I don't have control over what urinals are installed in my office building

[drakesdoom]

I bet if you left a note made from glued together newspaper clippings on the smashed old ones you would have more say then you think in the matter.

[Tommygun]

For those of us that are older, you may need to factor in the age of the prostate in that calculation.

[loknar]

For those of us that are older, you may need to factor in the age of the prostate in that calculation.

Gladly. Can you provide the formula for adjustment? I suppose velocity is lower?

[loknar]

Speaking of toilets...

Considering the many videos and documentaries we've seen about public toilets and how much splashing is involved (fluorescent liquid evidence) can someone explain these strange but very common behaviours I have noticed:

A) Flushing one's urinal before urination. Making sure your pants and genitals are splashed with a thousand other men's urine.

Flushing one's toilet before defecation. Making sure your full body, eyeballs included are splashed with a thousand other men's excrement.

C) Using a public toilet for stand-up urination. Fantasising about other men sitting their bare buttocks on your urine.

No, I'm not hypochondriac. I like to take easy steps for hygiene - and especially not taking additional steps that reduce hygiene.

[tom1499]

This. Science has got it all wrong. Actually now I think of it if science focused entirely on this we'd be just as a bad as our sexist several-generation predecessors.