Here's a Riddle

[JupiterII]

True, but still not the answer I\'m looking for.

[ping111]

True, but still not the answer I\'m looking for.

2: One for the grandfather, one for the father, with the son in his testicles? ???

[Key of door]

1, the grandfather is a child, with both of them in his testicles?

[NovaSilisko]

He has married many women but has never been married. Who is he?

Newt Gingrich?

[ping111]

1, the grandfather is a child, with both of them in his testicles?

Still waiting on the day a man can have his own grandchild...

Oh, hi, Futurama!

[Key of door]

Still waiting on the day a man can have his own grandchild...

Oh, hi, Futurama!

Maybe the testicles have testicles?

[ping111]

Maybe the testicles have testicles?

[Key of door]

Testiception.

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

You can\'t just -ception on the end of anything. Inception is planting an idea in someones mind, not having a dream within a dream. Why the hell are people that stupid???

[JupiterII]

No. The acutal answer is that the grandfather is a father and he\'s also a son so only 1.

[ping111]

You can\'t just -ception on the end of anything. Inception is planting an idea in someones mind, not having a dream within a dream. Why the hell are people that stupid???

I know, I know. It\'s just funny.

[iamwearingpants]

Here\'s a very horrifyingly stupid one:

What do you call 104 playing cards and 3 slices of bread?

[ping111]

Here\'s a very horrifyingly stupid one:

What do you call 104 playing cards and 3 slices of bread?

An ace-of-club sandwich?

[iamwearingpants]

An ace-of-club sandwich?

Close, it\'s a double decker sandwich. Da-dum tss.

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

I live above a star but never burn,

I have 11 Neighbours but they never turn,

My initials are P,Q,R and sometimes S.

What Am I?

[Key of door]

I live above a star but never burn,

I have 11 Neighbours but they never turn,

My initials are P,Q,R and sometimes S.

What Am I?

A cow?

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

A cow?

nope

[Altair1371]

I live above a star but never burn,

I have 11 Neighbours but they never turn,

My initials are P,Q,R and sometimes S.

What Am I?

This one is hard in the age of touch-phones:

It\'s 7 on the number pad of a phone.

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

This one is hard in the age of touch-phones:

It\'s 7 on the number pad of a phone.

Correct.

[JupiterII]

I think this one is kind of common but I\'ll say it anyway.

Whoever makes it tells it not. Whoever takes it knows it not. Whoever knows it wants it not. What is it?

[Phoxtane]

I think this one is kind of common but I\'ll say it anyway.

Whoever makes it tells it not. Whoever takes it knows it not. Whoever knows it wants it not. What is it?

Herpes?

[JupiterII]

Not quite

[Altair1371]

I think this one is kind of common but I\'ll say it anyway.

Whoever makes it tells it not. Whoever takes it knows it not. Whoever knows it wants it not. What is it?

Counterfeit Money.

The person who makes it, sells it. The buyer never uses it, and the user does not know they are. What is it?

[JupiterII]

Charity? idk

[ping111]

I think this one is kind of common but I\'ll say it anyway.

Whoever makes it tells it not. Whoever takes it knows it not. Whoever knows it wants it not. What is it?

Easy

A grave