[Song] Every Kerbal is Sacred

[Krevsin]

Every Kerbal is sacred.

Every Kerbal is great.

If a Kerbal is wasted,

Kod gets quite irate.

Every Kerbal is sacred.

Every Kerbal is great.

If a Kerbal is wasted,

Kod gets quite irate.

Let the newbies explode them

On Mün’s dusty ground.

Kod shall make them pay for

Every Kerbal that can’t be found.

Every Kerbal is wanted.

Every Kerbal is good.

Every Kerbal is needed

In your neighbourhood.

Amateurs, newbies, the careless,

Explode theirs just anywhere,

But Kod loves those who treat their

Kerbals with more care.

Every Kerbal is sacred,

Every Kerbal is great,

If a Kerbal is wasted,

Kod get quite irate.

Every Kerbal is sacred,

Every Kerbal is good,

Every Kerbal is needed

In your neighbourhood!

Every Kerbal is useful,

Every Kerbal is fine,

Kod needs every Kerbal,

Bill!

And Bob!

And Jeb!

Let the careless explode theirs

O'er mountain, hill, and plain.

Kod shall strike them down for

Each Kerbal exploded in vain.

Every Kerbal is sacred.

Every Kerbal is good.

Every Kerbal is needed

In your neighbourhood.

Every Kerbal is sacred.

Every Kerbal is great.

If a Kerbal is wasted,

Kod gets quite irate!

[KSK]

That Jebediah. He's not a kerbonaut - he's a very naughty boy!

Nice lyrics.

[Danish_Savage]

Now i really want a melody for it

[KSK]

Now i really want a melody for it

Heh - just do a search for 'every sperm is sacred' on your search engine of choice.

[Krevsin]

Now i really want a melody for it

Here.

[VelocityPolaris]

Ah, that Monty Python. I saw this just a few days before seeing your thread.