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GUN. Report from CA is that the cloner was destroyed. Read report above yours.

We sent 20 Predator's to search Nevada's surrounding states.


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Our Predator drones report that insurgents scattered to California and Utah.

Alerting CA. You have a threat closing in. Prepare your ground vehicles. Air support ready at request, we're estimating a number of 400 billion insurgents. Prepare all defenses.

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15 escort jets sent to supplement the predators over Utah and Colorado.

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They impact, eliminating ~5 billion insurgents. The insurgents continue to march on CA.

GUN inquires all nations about the nature of these "telephone poles". 8 recon probes sent to synchronous and polar orbits to scan for evidence of a launcher.

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GUN. Report from CA is that the cloner was destroyed. Read report above yours.

Ah, true. The plans, however, have been isolated and sent to the Moon/Mun to eventually become white.

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Sorry guys, I've been at school for a while, so yeah.

Meanwhile, a population report from CA officials stated that there are only about 39 million people there. A report from Washington state stated that together with British Columbia and Oregon there are only 55 million people in all 3 states and the Canadian province combined. No insurgents have been found and all insurgents are pushed out. (I have California as my HQ.) Meanwhile, Arizona is struggling to push the Bobs out, and Montana and Idaho have a pro-Insurgency government. Utah is neutral, and we are going to secure that state before the Insurgency takes over that state. Keep in mind that we shouldn't engage first, because Utah is like Kentucky in the American Civil War.

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NOTICE: Part of the transcript is coded. See this page for decoding.

High above Earth, some 125 miles above Earth...

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(Space fighter FC-101 to Pasadena, CA; FC = Fighter Command)

FC-101: "OK, we are getting a reading on Utah now. Do you read me Pasadena?"

Pasadena: "We read you FC-101.

FC-101: "Any second and we are clear to engage into Utah."

Pasadena: "Why is Utah so important?"

FC-101: "Utah has several geographic advantages that, once used properly, can help our war effort."

Pasadena: "OK then... well?"

FC-101: "The Bobs are looting the people's house. By the way, can you set up defenses at Wheeler Peak?"

Pasadena: "Already did that."

FC-101: "Well, I guess we'll wait. You still read me?"

Pasadena: "So- (STATIC) Sorry, 10-9?"

FC-101: "We'll wait. You read me?"

Pasadena: "(STATIC) Read you. (STATIC) 10-4."

30 minutes later...

(Pasadena, CA to FC-101)

Pasadena: "FC-101, do you read me? Over."

5 minutes later...

Pasadena: "FC-101, do you read me? Over."

FC-101: "(STATIC) We read you, over."

Pasadena: "Utah had just joined us."

FC-101: "OK, why now? It's 12:00 midnight in CA."

Pasadena: "Long story. Anyway, 10-0."

FC-101: "10-4. Why?"

Pasadena: "There are recent Insurgency activities in space, and there is a possible threat to the International Space Station."

FC-101: "10-4. Requesting ships so we don't patrol space alone. And 10-18."

Pasadena: "10-4."

2 hours later...

(Pasadena, CA to FC-101)

Pasadena: "FC-101, do you read me?"

FC-101: "(STATIC) 10-4, but I think this is 10-30."

Pasadena: "We have changed the communication so that our communication now goes through SN (Space Network) through NASA. Switch to 101.67. You copy?"

FC-101: "10-4. And 10-3."

Pasadena: "10-4."

(That's the spying/speculating transcript. Declaration by Utah comes later.)

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6 months later, the Interceptor Space Probe is about to separate into 2 separate space crafts, 1 to land and 1 to orbit. Jet Propulsion Laboratory is working feverishly to make good on the landing.

Pasadena: And separation complete. The Interceptor is now in 2. We are going to call the orbiter Interceptor, and call the lander/rover Snoopy. :D Yeah, weird name, but we ran out of names 2 years ago... :D It's embarrassing...:blush: Anyway, in 12 minutes Snoopy is going to join Curiosity on Mars... if it went along the plan... :) Then 15 minutes later the landing the orbiter will insert into orbit, to make sure we don't overshoot the braking point.

(Just imagine Curiosity actually survived to the landing date...)

5 minutes later...

Pasadena: And Snoopy is breaking at about 13000 mph, and slowing down. (-6:45) The landing site is farther than intended, but it doesn't matter, as Snoopy can correct the landing sites with a pulse of thrusters... Going up... (-5:30) The lander is still braking, at less than 7157 mph. (-3:23) Now it has slowed down enough for the parachute- Wait... the parachute is not activated. What happened? (-2:48) Whew, that was a relief. The parachute have finally opened. (-1:55) The heat shield is deployed, and the onboard instruments are getting readings. 4 km above the surface... (-1:00) The rover is deployed with the sky crane. (-0:50) The engines on the sky crane have been activated, moving away from the heat shield as well as slowing down the ship. (-0:25) The sky crane gently extends the lines, gently lowering the rover. (-0:01) And the rover have touched down. (0:04) The sky crane cable disconnects, and the sky crane flew to its doom, leaving this rover alone on the surface. Let's check in on our orbiter, the Interceptor.

15 minutes later...

Pasadena: And the engine is burning... we'll check in shortly. (-9:45) Hold on, the orbiter is pitching on the wrong course. (-6:00) Never mind, the reading is erroneous. (-0:10) Yawn, and the orbiter is finally slowing down to its speed. (-0:03) 3... 2... 1... And engine stop. The orbiter and rover are now on Mars. Let's check in Mars Odyssey, the Curiosity and maybe MRO (Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter)...

Meanwhile, in Hawthorne, CA, SpaceX is testing a prototype of bases that would go to Mars and serve as a base...

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Elon Musk (CEO & CTO): "OK, let's test the base. How are things doing?"

Volunteer 1: "Feeling good, what do you think friend?"

Volunteer 2: "I think I'm getting queasy!"

Elon Musk: "Looks good... now an asteroid impact scenario!"

Buzzers sounded on the base.

Volunteer 1: "Let's take cover!"

Volunteer 2: "No, let's stay here!"

The base shakes, but did not break.

Volunteer 2: "Is this over?"

Elon Musk: "Nope. Now winter scenario!"

Outside temperature drops dramatically, but the base remained operational.

Volunteer 1: "What are you doing Elon?"

Elon Musk: "Testing. Now a solar flare scenario."

Volunteer 2: "WHAT?"

Elon Musk: "Yeah, we have to- (STATIC)"

Things became quiet. Musk walked to the test room, opening the base door and letting everyone out.

Elon Musk: "This is always annoying. Here we are, having another black out. We never get to play the solar flare scenario!"

Volunteer 2: "Are we done?"

Volunteer 1: "Doubt it."

Elon Musk: "Well, we are done, We are dragging the prototype to Palm Springs tomorrow. Because one important scenario is always impossible to accomplish at this condition."

Volunteers: "Well, bye."

Elon Musk: "Bye. (Facepalm) Why does this always happen to me? At this rate CA, GUN, and USAF will never have a base on Mars!

EDIT: Well, the site is down for a short time. Weird.

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GUN has lost a probe!

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Transmission lost November 20 at 16:10.

Entire port side destroyed and partial damage on starboard side (photovoltaic damaged, engine bell severed) reported as the probe was sighted via telescope.

The spread of damage suggests a collision with fragmented debris or shrapnel.

We suspect the USSR as the insurgency does not seem intelligent enough to accomplish orbital rendezvous and debris collisions are rare. The USSR is the only other nation with a currently active large space program after USA became inactive. Projectile/debris that caused the damage has not yet been sighted.

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The UPDF has launched an ASAT missile at the GUN probe.

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Also, UPDF aircraft have done a bombing run on Los Angelo's and have launched a test rod-of-god strike at the GUN. Awaiting data return.

The UPDF ship "Liberty" has landed on Mars with a crew of four on a colonization mission. The crew will remain on Mars for three years.

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A UPDF habitat has landed on Mars as part of the new base.

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Pasadena: OK, Snoopy is on the run. Everything is- what in the-

The UPDF base explodes.

Pasadena: Doesn't look good. Should we send aid to the crew? Anyway, received report that Los Angeles is not harmed in the bombing - enemy planes and bombs are shot down - although 1 slipped and hurt her ankle. Other than that, the UPDF campaign was a failure. Ever heard of Mariana Turkey Trot? We got a handful of POWs waiting to be released if we managed to make alliance with UPDF. If they doesn't, retailation follows. With deadlier weapon.

Casualities:

CA: 0 military and 1 civilian injuries

UPDF: 6,147,225

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After telemetry was lost with the "Liberty", the UPDF has performed a one-stop military campagian to literally invade Mars. Three spacecraft carrying supplies and weapons have landed on Mars, setting up a large military complex/missile base on Mars.

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The United Proviences has launched a second military assault on the POW camp, first with a EMP strike on Los Angelos followed by a bliterkrieg attack that has managed to penetrate into the heart of CA. Almost 5,000,000 of the prisoners have been freed, followed by a rod-of-god strike on the metro LA area.

Losses

UPDF: 25,230 in the main attack

CA: 187,392 in the military personnel counts, mostly due to EMP and rod of god strikes. Heavy logistical damage.

The UPDF has also lofted a massive military stealth station onto a secret orbit.

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Corporation: Quasarr Space Agency

Nationality: Canada

Speciality: aerospace engineering and orbital weapons systems

MEANWHILE, HIGH ABOVE THE EARTH...

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BASE COMMAND: Your payload is just on the runway, Space Station Alpha. ETA 30 minutes

SS ALPHA: Roger that, BC. we are preparing the docking ports now.

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BASE COMMAND: And we have liftoff! nothing can stop this baby now!

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After telemetry was lost with the "Liberty", the UPDF has performed a one-stop military campagian to literally invade Mars. Three spacecraft carrying supplies and weapons have landed on Mars, setting up a large military complex/missile base on Mars.

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The United Proviences has launched a second military assault on the POW camp, first with a EMP strike on Los Angelos followed by a bliterkrieg attack that has managed to penetrate into the heart of CA. Almost 5,000,000 of the prisoners have been freed, followed by a rod-of-god strike on the metro LA area.

Losses

UPDF: 25,230 in the main attack

CA: 187,392 in the military personnel counts, mostly due to EMP and rod of god strikes. Heavy logistical damage.

The UPDF has also lofted a massive military stealth station onto a secret orbit.

More erroneous reports. Rumors said that the center of CA is Los Angeles. The Capital of California is Sacramento, not Los Angeles. Capital defense have been set up already and anti-air and anti-land and anti-water weapons are hidden and are ready to fire when ready.

Also, morale did not collapse, despite exaggerating reports on casualties. Actual CA casualties was 23 militarily, with 1 deaths on military, and 5,000 casualties on civilian population. I doubt the morale will ever collapse. Meanwhile, 12 torpedoes launched from space from unknown spacecraft hit UPDF HQ. Casualties are unknown but are predicted to be more than 10,000.

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More erroneous reports. Rumors said that the center of CA is Los Angeles. The Capital of California is Sacramento, not Los Angeles. Capital defense have been set up already and anti-air and anti-land and anti-water weapons are hidden and are ready to fire when ready.

Also, morale did not collapse, despite exaggerating reports on casualties. Actual CA casualties was 23 militarily, with 1 deaths on military, and 5,000 casualties on civilian population. I doubt the morale will ever collapse. Meanwhile, 12 torpedoes launched from space from unknown spacecraft hit UPDF HQ. Casualties are unknown but are predicted to be more than 10,000.

The UPDF has relocated it's capitol to one of its many tiny unsuspecting small towns (Oh yes, the UP Department of Defense is now in the basement of some bored townsfolk), and built several false HQ's. Afte the destruction of Decoy #86, there will be another replacment HQ set up.

Another rod-of-god attack has hit the metro area of Sacramento with hypersonic projectiles.

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