[AAR] Gilly Base Nona

[Sylandro]

The year is 2013 in kerbal time. A base has been set up on the surface of the asteroidal moon gilly.

Eight egercian kerbonauts. An indefinite stay. Low gravity. All hell will break loose.

CHAPTER PORTAL

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[Sylandro]

CHAPTER 1 - T'WAS THE EVENING WHEN THE LANDER FLEW

"JEEEEEB!" Bob's whimpery voice echoed throughout the hitchhiker module. "I'M NOT GOING TO PUSH OVER THE SCIENTIFIC LANDER!"

Jebediah chuckled for a bit. "Oh just do it, you crybaby! I'll show you what's inside the "NOT FOOD" cabinet!" Bill tensed for a bit,

knowing what's inside it, he didn't want to spoil the pitiful surprise.

"Fine... JEB 9000, permission to go EVA?" Bob asked Jebediah Kerman, JEB 9000 was Jebediah's alter ego designed to mess with Bob Kerman.

Much to Bob's dismay, Jebediah Kerman always did it for his amusement. Or, should i rephrase, Bob's abusement!

"AFFIRMATIVE BOB, BUT I'M AFRAID THAT I CAN'T DO THAT." Bob all of a sudden burst into tears, and shortly after, Jebediah Kerman laughed

for a good thirty seconds. "Oh, that never get's old!" Jebediah Kerman said.

Meanwhile, after a good five minutes of Jebediah Kerman harassing bob with his JEB 9000 personality.

Bob tensed, looking at the scientific lander, was this all worth it?

Bob fired up his EVA jetpack, his eyes locked at that lander.

Sure, the lander was bigger than him, but bob, in his high intelligence, he had an idea.

Push the damn lander up!

And so, he did.

Bob watched the lander soar in the low gravity, he really wasn't amazed, since he was used to gilly's low gravity.

'WHELP! TIME TO GO!" Bob blurted out in his EVA suit, and he tensed at the Gilly Base Nona.

"I WANT TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE!"

And Bob got in the hitchhiker module, and he opened the the cabinet labeled "NOT FOOD". Jeb started to chuckle as bob started to regurgitate at the canister labeled "WORLD'S LARGEST MYSTERY GOO CONTAINER".

MEANWHILE! In a high gilly orbit, a mysterious satellite filled with mystery was orbiting gilly. FOR SCIENCE!