Pockrtplanesairways Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 3280: Jeb starts new religion called Kristanity that believes there is one god and pink fleshed creatures exist in a larger solar system they are orbiting around and a man named "christ" came down and cleansed all sins. within 6 months all kerbals believe this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 3282: A new religion called Kervsion is born that believes that Kod can only be met through explosions in rockets. gains 1200 followers and leads to 1200 casualties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHappyFace Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 year 3404: Kerbals build the Large Kadron Collider... FOR SCIENCE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Year 3450:The Kerbals from Duna declare their independence. They encase themselves in Nano-tech armour and name themselves the Kau Allience. They go to Ike and claim it for their Territory. Gerneral Koniu Lang and The Interplantary Combat Division join the Kau and lead the 'Expansion Crusades' which takes Ike and Dres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 3451: After 46 years of doing nothing followed by one year of interplanetary war, Kerbal scientists replace the Large Kadron Collider with the much more entertaining Large Kerbal Kollider. Everyone thinks it's awesome except the test subjects.3452: Cave Kerman founds Kerberture Laboratories, which soon develops the Kerberture Science Kerbal-held Portal Device. Everyone thinks it's awesome... except the test subjects.3452.5: Kerberture Laboratories develops the Personality Kore. All of the early prototypes are obsessed with going to space. The company is thus proud to announce that they are all completely up to specs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 3455:Cave Kerma dies of eating Mun dust. Kerberture Laboratories is now held by KLAD-KS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 3456: KLAD-KS became notorious for attempted murder of Cave Kerman. KLAD-KS was convicted and was bankrupt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 3456.1: KLAD-KS floods the kourtroom with a deadly neurotoxin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Year 3600: The Kau invade Kerbin and the Great Munar Valley. They crush the defense force on the GMV using their superior Accelerator Rifles and Nanotech Armour. The Kerbin Deserts are taken and Kau Snipers take a heavy toll on the Local Sand Scouts Militia. The Kau Engineering Corps have managed to compact a Particle Collider and direct it's particles on to a target at nearly the speed of light, instantly turning matter in to Sub-Atomic particles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Year 3600.5: Despite their efforts the militia refused to gave in, and when the armed forces finally arrives (provided that Kerbals still controlled aerial superiority), the Kau-Kerbal War was turning in favor of Kerbals.Year: 3600.5.25: An unknown Kerbal spy stole blueprints for guns of Kau. Within days different strategies, tactics, and new guns are invented, and so in the battle of Kowpens Daniel Kerman inflicted massive damages on the enemy (almost all of 250,000 Kaus - around 235,625 - were killed or captured). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 3601: Ender Kerman defeats the Kau by SPOILERing their SPOILER SPOILER in what he thought was a SPOILER, but is actually SPOILER. Feeling SPOILER, he confronts the last remaining SPOILER and takes on the task of finding a new SPOILER for their SPOILER.3602: A movie is made about Ender Kerman and receives mixed reviews.3602: Kmaug and Kauron join forces and, using the power of the "One Booster to Boost them All", unleash a horde of orks that begin taking over Middle Kerbin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Year 3610: Remenents of the Kau Invasion Force Regroup on Duna and Dres. They begin research in to Quantum Armour and Advanced Kuropium Weaponry. Warships are built and preperations for the 2nd Expansion Crusade begins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 (edited) 3612: For some unknown reasons Laythe Kerbals, just got pissed off and attack Kerbin, Duna and Dres. They kill half of both armies with their Jfusion bombs (they are created of super-compressed Joolium (Jool consists of this gas)) But the entire army on Dres survived. Edited March 2, 2014 by cziken20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 (edited) 3612.5: The rebellion is replaced by patriotism. The invasion fleet assembled in Kerbin and Laythe launched toward Duna and Dres on a 2-day journey.3612.5.3: The Kerbin Fleet began to invade Duna and took out all Kau facilities. The invasion was so one-sided that the 2nd Expansion Crusade was postponed until the end of June, originally planned to launch mid-May.3612.5.4: Meanwhile, the main force was scheduled to meet in Duna to prepare for invasion by mid-May. Upon learning this, the commander decided to press toward Eve and prepare an eventual crusade that would happen in June.3612.5.5: The Laythe Fleet laid siege onto the Dres settlement, postponing the invasion almost indefinitely.3612.5.12: In a decisive battle, the Kerbin Fleet intercepted the Kau main force and took out the flagship and other ships of the main Kau fleet. It was so crippled that some Kau warships committed suicide by crashing into Kerbol, while others fled.3612.5.18: The remaining of the main Kau force arrived in Dres and attempted to lift the siege. They joined the beleaguered Dres settlement after the botched attempt. At the same time the Kerbin fleet arrives in Dres and landed troops and laser and H-artilleries to bombard the settlement.3612.5.24: Another Kau fleet arrived in the Kerbol system, intending to lift the Siege of Dres. They were intercepted near an asteroid by a smaller but smarter Kerbal fleet. 80% of the Kau fleet were destroyed (with negligible damage on the smaller Kerbal fleet) and the rest fled. The invasion is indefinitely postponed.3612.5.24.12:25: A Kau scientist announced the Quantum Armor is researched and the Kau began to mass-produce them. Only 5 minutes later did they gave up because the manufacturing facility is severely damaged by more artilleries and troops that had been landed. And the siege closed in, with hope dwindling every day for the Kaus and no Kau rescue mission in sight..3612.5.24.21:25: The Kerbals managed to stay ahead of the Kaus scientifically by inventing more deadly weapons, better armors, and other stuff good for Kerbanity. Edited March 2, 2014 by Designer225 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 (edited) Year 3640: The Kau launch a massive charge from Dres. Heavy casualties are sustained and only 3000 ships of the original 6340 Warships make it through the Kerbal fleet. The Kau on Duna and Ike join up with the Dres fleet and they head towards Tylo to make their new home.Year 3680: They finally reach Tylo and the fleet is positioned in retrograde orbit. The fleet numbers 7065 Warships and 10,000 civilian ships. The Kau civilians are armed with Accelerator Carbines and their ships are refitted in to thousands of Battleships. These conscripts are known as the Guardians. Kau engineers develop a new battle-suit equipped with Quantum armour and Rocket-packs. Millions are quickly produced and issued to the Kau Military. Year 3700: The Kau start to terraform Tylo. It should take a few weeks as the gravity is just like Kerbins. Underground complexes are quickly built and G-Lasers are mounted around the planet. The G-lasers generate immense g-force on the target, ripping it to shreds.PS: Kau's are Kerbals who declared their independence and clad themselves in Nano-tech armor. Edited March 2, 2014 by victory143 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 3701: For some unknown reasons an unknown colony on Vall (when did they build it? Who the hell build it? FROM WHERE?) makes a small sabotage on Tylo's terraforming plants. The terraforimng is unrepairale and elongated to 100 years.3702: When Kau saw how big Kerbin's fleet is thay decided to give up (100000 for 7065? COME ON!). In secret they are building the biggest warship ever built. There will be only on, but it will have Ty- Joolium (an alloy of Tylium and Joolium elements) armor destroyable only by Jfusion bombs andfaster than light ammo, and fire power of ~1000 normal warships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahgineer Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 3705: The sky goes dark, replaced by a massive set of words: "Deleting save." Simultaneously, every star explodes, collapses in on itself, and collect into a gigantic black hole. The entire universe is swallowed up. Nothing escapes. For a short time, everything is black. Then, there is a blinding white flash. Once the light dims, an entirely fresh universe: an untouched Kerbin, the normal, lifeless mun, etc, appears. And so kerbal history starts again, as greater creatures look down, and smile as their plans and intentions are carried out. So starts 3705-0001(3705 years after we started, one year after the restart.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 awsumindyman, no, just no. We continue from 3702.Year 3740: For the massive amounts of damage caused, Duna, Ike and Dres are to be handed over to the Kerbals. However, the Kerbals take pity on the Kau and let them Keep Tylo. The Kerbals also give Laythe to the Kau as the Laythe-Kerbals are untrustworthy and are to be relieved of any planets. The Kau Spread across Laythe and start extracting the Joolium elements. Ark ships are built and the Kau send them to Eeloo and the closest stars. The Kau Empire has just begun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 3741: Breaking news! A great crush down in economy! It means every Kerbal, every Kau, anyone is affected. Everybody from rich goes to poor, and from poor goes to almost-bankrupt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 3742: The Great Depression begins.3743: The Kau Empire struggled in a period of instability due to the depression and rose into an autocracy. The Kerbals on Kerbin are aware of this and secretly built up their military and superweapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 (edited) Year 3750: The Kerbal-Kau Allience treaty is signed by the Kerbal government and the Kau aristocracy. The nations will help each other and conquer the nearby star-systems. Kalifrey is one of the first planets to be colonised (Year 2075, page 24). There are ruins of another civilisation there and new technology is found.Year 3800: The star Wolffy goes nova, lighting up the night sky as if it were day-time (Year 2046, page 23). The Kau seem very shocked. Their flag has the Wolffy Star on it. Edited March 3, 2014 by victory143 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 3801: Some debates go on, thinking if to change Kau's flag to put on a exploded Wolffy star 3802: Some scientist start wondering why Wolffy exploded so violently. It was just red dwarf, it would simply go boom, rather than ULTRA-HYPER-SUPER-DUPER-BOOM! They start to think it must was consisting of super high density. Some of them are aware that in 1000 years it's going to change into a block hole, and slowly in 2000 years suck in the enitre Kerbol System. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahgineer Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 And you guys said all I wanted was violence and war.3810: Warp capable ships cut back and forth across the nebulae made by the supernovae. The disturbances made by their warp drives distribute the gas and other materials so as to avoid a gravitational collapse.3811: Kerbals discover a strange, purple star and name it Kodirssan. It is alone, except for a massive cloud of asteroids, gases, and dust orbiting it, which is rich with resources. They begin mining the belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 We are just very hypocritic. (is this how i say this?)3812: Kodirssan is found to be a HUGE planet. It is unkown how an object twice as big as Kerbol that is still stoney formed. It is also unkown how they didn't notice it before. Nobody will probably land because it's atmosphere is so thick that on it's surface it's estimately like being 11000 m underwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 3814: Wolffy was leaving the Kerbol system, at a rate of 3/8 the speed of light. Scientists noticed the unintended phenomenon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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