cziken20 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 (edited) Year 2282: A man named Zefram Kerman figured out a way to go FTL after decades of research, and just 2 years before, the USK found large ionic engines very useful for battleships.Taht was before actually :/2285: Kerbals kare keally kwanting kto kstop kthe K killness. Kcientists kare ktrying kto kinvent ka kure.2287: Kanime k ktakes kover kentire kapan, kanimizing kkadverts kand kkilms. Kerbals kare k kannoyed kithk K kspelling.2287.5 Kkk kkk kkkkkk kkk? Kkkkk kkkk! Kkkkk kkkkkkkkk!!! Edited February 15, 2014 by cziken20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 year 365 kerbals attatch themselves to fireworks. first kerbal to fly by accident Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 2288.K:Kkkkkerbal kkkcientistsk kkdiskover a knew kkmedikkation for kkkraziness, kentatively kkkkalled the "kure." Kerbals regain their ability to karry on normal konversations with minimal (-ish) abuses of the letter "K." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Year 2289: Modified 'Greatly Edible Round Mints' are found to cure the 'K' kondition. I still need to take the Kure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Year 2300: The first FTL voyagers went... and never returned. Sort of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 2301: Erbals went to far with "" ure and now they can't spea "". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Year 2302: Modified 'Greaty Edibe Rund Mints' are found to cur the Non-speaking condition. Hury up wth the cure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Year 2305: Years of chaos finally come to a close when Erbal linguists find a solution to "raziness" - simply invent a new language that obviates the need for the letter "". It isn't a perfect solution, but then again neither was "adding more struts". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Year 2308: First transmission from the first FTL mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Year 2311: After lots of listening in on the FTL probe, the kerbals discover weird aliens.They are VERY similar to kerbals, but they have grey skin, huge pitch-black eyes, and long limbs. They are emotionless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Year 2311.1: Evebal technology is re-discovered. Energy weapons and antimatter fuel is invented, and mass produced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 (edited) 2312: Those green guys disappear, somehow. No they didn't just go off the planet. Their entire planet disappeared without any sound. No one knows what happened.2314: Kerbals send an FTL probe to the center of galaxy, which will be then set on an orbit around Black Hole (if it exists!), at the point where speed of light is needed to orbit. It will arrive in 100 years. (don't forget!)2315: Antimatter is found to be very dangerous if not stored properly. It destroyed an entire country, the country was named Kermany.(yes i am writing k's simply because kerbals found a solution to this, but i don't know any language where k does not exist, so im' writing it) Edited February 17, 2014 by cziken20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syfyguy64 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 2320: A second FTL ship has transmitted a picture an odd white saucer with 2 engines and a pipe behind it.It was sending radio signals of all kinds of frequencies at them, and they eventually found that the signals were a language of sorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhnifong Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 2324: Jamey Boofersun, The first person who's last name is not 'Kerman' is born. He is immediately singled out as a heretic and murdered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 2325: In a rather minor turn of events, widespread use begins of a letter that sounds exactly like a "K" and can be used in all the same contexts. It's even written as a "K", but Kerbal linguistic experts are always keen to remind the laykerbal that it is not the letter "K" that was originally included in the Kerbal language. Nothing significant changes for anyone and basically nobody really cares.2325.75: Rebellious Kerbal musicians develop a new genre of music involving a sort of non-melodic poetry combined with a phat beat. The new music is dubbed "Krap." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 2326: For counterattack to Krap (it sounds like crap), some music artists create "Krock" and "Klues". also somebody named Justin Kerman invent Kop, but he sounds like girl, and everybody hatered him (to hater - the act of being a hater of something, hate- the act of not liking something very much) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Year 2327: Duna terraforming is complete and the first Kerbal colony ships arrive there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rasheed Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Year 2328: Mass conflicts between superpowers on Kerbin escalate into an all out war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 2328.25: Mass conflicts are resolved by the invention of the International Prototype Kerbogram, a near-perfect sphere (by Kerbal standards at least) with a mass as close as they could get it to the average masses of Kerbin's various other protorype kerbograms. From this point forward the IPK is used by scientists across Kerbin to ensure consistency in measurements.2328.26: The IPK is thrown into a big hole by superstitious Kerbals who had convinced themselves it was a Kraken egg.2328.3: The superstitious Kerbals are thrown in that same hole by angry scientists.2328.3001: Kmaug the Kolden flies out of his hole in a rage over all the random junk being dumped on top of him. In the midst of his wanton destruction, he ends up incinerating Justin Kerman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 2356: The first antimatter FTL drive test ended in failure - antimatter leaking out. The crew spent 2 months cleaning the spill.2414: Gene Kerman expected the probe to send signal, but it didn't. Perhaps maybe some 30000 years later the signal will return.2425: The optical communication system is invented by having laser pointed on a normal antenna, providing several GB of useless data. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahgineer Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 2430: For reasons unknown, the entire power grid of a large city is knocked out. The location of the disturbance is discovered, and so is its cause: a steam locomotive buried into a transformer. Some notice that the locomotive looks eerily similar to the one owned by Emmet Kerman. It is dismantled, and inside is found a baby kraken drive, modified so as not to emit harmful radiation, spin the vehicle wildly, or anything of that nature. The modifications are duplicated and added onto old BKD blueprints. The new BKD is rigorously tested, and is a resounding success. Production of flying cars resumes. A black box on the train shows that several lightning strikes, collisions, and overloads of the flux kapacitor caused the train to randomly time travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 2431: Firm that created the working BKD is bankrupt. Simplz because onlz 3 Kerbals were rich enough to buy that device. They were Bill G. Kerman, which used it for his super comfort flying toilet, Muhammad Kerman, which died when using it not properly, and Hartashagaflagaramadad Kerman, which strangely disappeared just after buying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahgineer Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 2432: The 2431 thing was just some rumor as to why the BKD hadn't appeared on the market yet. Production is in full swing, with everyone from the common office worker up to the richest businessmen able to afford a flying car. Once partially abandoned and decrypt buildings are restored to their former glory, as they once again welcome the very vehicles that spurred their construction. 2433: Kerbals begin researching temporal displacement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 2434: BKD were are great succes sure! But it is found they don't work outside the atmosphere No more anti-gravity rockets. But kerbals thought they could simply use it as an atmosphere rocket engine. So why not?2435: Kerbals after some a lot of arguing, going out and getting back finally come to agreement that philospohical stringy-thingy-boingy (they don't evn know what it is) actually exists and it is the reason for gravity to exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Year 2436: Baby Kraken drives are discovered to be sentient! They are burned. Also Luke Kerman makes a theory that matter is held together by a substance yet to be found, called Ducktape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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