Killing the Poster Above you

[rasheed]

I shoot down your pitty jets.

[DisarmingBaton5]

I fire your abort system.

[astropapi1]

I hit you with a shovel from behind.

I cut that space shuttle in small bits and eat them one after the one...

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

I shoot you. It was with an airsoft gun.

It hits you. It bleeds. You then get malaria and slowly die.

[Noname117]

I open up your innards and stick mentos in all the cans, then drape an American flag over the remains

[DisarmingBaton5]

drape an American flag over the remains

I drape ME over your remains

That is, after I duct tape your landing gear to your fuselage tightly.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

I throw the Canadian flag at you. You get entangled. You then suffocate slowly to death

[MinerEdgar]

I push you over, on to some train tracks. Hm, the trains just in time.

[Halsfury]

I convince Mayor Rob Ford that you have a prescription for Oxycontin, you fail to convince him otherwise

The rest is history

[astropapi1]

I run up to the delivery truck, grab the doughnuts, run behind the bushes, wait for the running guy to go past the truck, poison the doughnuts with a syringe, pick them up from the floor, run up to the truck, open the door, and drop the box of doughnuts on the floor.

Then you come out of the truck, pick them up, tell me you work for the FBI, place the box on the table, close the door, and then eat the doughnuts. By the time you and your colleague are dead, I'm already dressed as the pool keeper.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

You wake up in a robin reliant. You realise it is vertical. You wonder what is happening. You hear a faint countdown. You are still confused. Suddenly, you feel a massive rumble and a massive noise. You are confused. You realise that the Top Gear executives have kidnapped you and put you in their robin reliant. The SRBs seperate. The Reliant has been ejected from the external fuel tank. It doesn't eject. You panic. In about a minute, you see the ground. You realise your going to die

[ProjectXMark1]

Teleforce.

[SolarLiner]

I'll spread you puzzle method.

[victory143]

I fire up the delorean and time travel to the start of this thread

[Danish_Savage]

I hit you. It hurts.

[Goodle...]

I fus ro dah you out of the planet. you suffocate

[Spearka]

I stab your invisible face with an invisible dagger

[Mr Tegu]

I choke you by stuffing your own Magic: the gathering deck down your throat (now this is my kind of thread :]).

[Goodle...]

I burn your cards while you are holding it. flames engulf you.

[Mr Tegu]

I clutch you tightly in my arms and we both perish in a fiery embrace.

[Mecha Pants]

I flee the scene, but not before knocking over a fuel can and grabbing all the fire extinguishers.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

I poke you. You explode

[B11267]

I put so much money in you, you burst then FLEEEEEEEE!

[Goodle...]

i hack machjeb so the rendezvous fail and crash into you. you are killed.

[Designer225]

I'm the narrator in the Stanley Parable and confuses you to your death (the Confusion Ending).