The current lord of all things!

By Zombie Biscuit
January 15, 2012 in The Lounge

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Posted January 15, 2012

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Posted January 15, 2012

As we all know, the first lord of all things was Chuck Norris, who elected NOTHING to be his minion. After Nothing\'s death, god was elected, and God was the 'ruler' of all things from 4004 BCâ€”2004 AD. After God\'s death, The Flying Spaghetti Monster was elected, who ruled from 2004 AD - 2012 AD, until he resigned. The current lord of all things is Chtulhu, PRESENT - 2099 AD.

Future rulers:

Ving Rhames: 2099â€”2157

George Burns: 2157-Chuck Norris\' return.

So ALL HAIL CHTULHU!

To be in order with your new overlord, sing this every day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1BI3XVFerg

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