Funny KSP jokes

[Coupon]

Come up with hilarious puns and jokes about features of KSP.

Here are some of mine:

If Jool had a core made of dense carbon, what would it be called? JOOLERY! (because the pressure would turn carbon to diamond)

What is it called when you accidentally crash into one of Jool's moons? "Voops, I accidentally crashed into a Vall"

What would the moon of Duna say if you accidentally crashed into it? "Whoops, IKE illed you!" (i killed you)

If Eve had a moon shaped like a robot, what would it be called? WALL-E!

How did Moho get its name? Because a handsome guy named Mo lives there! (if you know what I mean)

What did Eeloo say when it had too much methane? "Eee, I need to use the loo."

Why is Laythe so warm? Because the other moons are POLing it apart and causing tidal friction!

What did I do to punish Jeb when he didn't follow safety precautions? I BOPped him

What do you use to shape parts for a ship? a LAYTHE!

What do you say when a dwarf planet has exposed all its craters? You need to DRES up!

Why does Duna have an atmosphere to help with landing? Because it's DUNA favor. (doin a favor)

Edited December 18, 2013 by Coupon

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

What is bright, and is a ball for kerbals?

Kerbol. (Ker-ball)

[DisarmingBaton5]

These puns are bad. They are so, so terribly Dresful.

[Coupon]

What do you say when a dwarf planet has exposed all its craters? You need to DRES up!

[Coupon]

These puns are CERESly funny! (not ksp but still funny)

[1001sd]

Yes, the puns CERESly are bad. (Not KSP, but still.)

Is Kerbin larger than Tylo? I don't know, but Jool is EVEn larger.

As MUNey isn't a problem in the game, you can get your stuff DUNa.

[Coupon]

Why does Duna have an atmosphere to help with landing? Because it's DUNA favor. (doin a favor)

[worir4]

Wow, totally priceless. Just like parts in KSP...

[Rowsdower]

What did the devs say when first implementing the RAPIER engine? "Boy, this is looking#."

[mattihase]

Have you heard of Jeb? He has some major KerBALLs!

[Exeveros]

Two Kerbals kerbing around Kerbin when Kerb kerbs his kerbcraft into Kerbal killing Kerbals.

To much exposure to space radiation....