The Simbolocity Shuttle

[LickableIce]

HEY EVERYBODY!! ARE YOU READY FOR SOMETHING NEW? SOMETHING ORIGINAL?? SOMETHING NEVER THOUGHT OF IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY'S MOTHER?!?!?!? WEEELLLLL, It's not here. BUT, something else is. It's here, right off the assembly line (no joke only 2 test flights, one failure, one success) and I flew it half asleep. Then again this thing got crazy and woke me up every 5 seconds. That's a good thing! Yeah! A good thing, it keeps you hot *snaps* on your toes *snaps* where you gotta be *snaps*. Anyway back to the thing. Can you guess? I'll give you a hint, it flies! Yeah, a personal first for me and I don't mean to brag buuuuuuut, I don't think you will be able to get this thing to fly like I did. No seriously, weight distribution during takeoff is horrible, there is so little fuel you can only get into a 80km orbit MAX, also you have to remember to max out the R.A.I.P.E.R engines before re-powering them. But you can't spell Kerbal Space Program without crazy! (Don't check, I did it for you.) And if you do get it flying and land it safely, pat yourself on the back and do it all again because it was the funnest thing you have ever done. (Yes I said funnest - DEAL WIT IT.) The Simbolocity (Pronounced Simbo-Locity Like Symbolic Velocity) will be your best friend, I guarantee it.

INSTRUCTIONS:

LAUNCH:

1.) Turn on SAS and RCS.

2.) Close Air Intakes.

3.) Full throttle and launch. (Try to keep the shuttle steady.)

4.) Roll upside down to desired direction. (Space Shuttle Style).

5.) Eject SRBs and External Fuel Tank as needed.

6.) Create an orbit.

RETURN:

1.) Turn of main rocket.

2.) Set full power on R.A.I.P.E.R. Engines and switch them back to Automatic Switching. Open Air Intakes.

3.) Point retrograde and burn steadily.

4.) Come into the atmosphere at about 20 degrees higher than prograde.

5.) As speed decreases, adjust attitude down.

6.) Land as a heavy and unwieldy plane.

7.) Pat yourself on the back. (YOU BETTER DO IT. I WILL KNOW IF YOU DON'T. I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL PAT YOU DOWN.)

Tip: If you can, keep the plane going high speeds, it likes that and will behave better.

You are allowed to edit the plane to whatever you need. (Including a docking port...) You are allowed to repost, just give credit.

PHOTO OPS: http://imgur.com/a/lF3ao

TANK CHU.

And I love you all, especially you.

Yes, I am crazy and I need help.

DOWNLOAD: https://www.dropbox.com/s/tmqg15p9wvxsxn6/Simbolocity.craft

Edited December 22, 2013 by LickableIce
In my insanity yesterday night, I forgot to add a link to the download. STILL LOVE YOU, KISSES FOR ALL.