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Altair1371

Altair1371

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Allow me to apologize for my country, the United States of America:

I am sorry that our greatest product for the world is fat customers.

I am sorry that our government wishes to destroy the internet, probably the greatest creation yet.

I am sorry that Barrack Obama is president.

I am sorry that I am unable to find a single man worthy to become president of the United States.

I am sorry that the politicians that have done wrong to us are still in power.

I am sorry that we are the 'land of opportunity', as long as you can afford it.

I am sorry that we wish to enter every battle in Africa and the Middle East.

And I am sorry that our government falls even deeper into debt every day.

Will add more apologies when I think of them.

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Spacecats!

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Normal text: Little boy that has done litterally NOTHING wrong to infringe on others rights.

Bold: Asshole who has no life, and simply hides behind a COMPUTER MONITER to make 'Friends' with people that don\'t even care about him.

SOPA:

HOW TO BE A DUCK: By Jonathan Parenthesis, 2nd grade

You first be a duck by learning to swim. Then, you blah balh blah.

Blah blah blah bhallhalhallh hlahlha lh lalhlall la lhall hal

halhlalhalhalh lal a lalh l allal hlal la hlallhhahah h ah l lal l al lal

lalalallalallallalall al al lal al all al alall alal

THIS STORY INFRINGES OUR RIGHTS, SO WE ARE DELETING IT.

Oh yea, that reminds me: ©©©©

Happy, government?

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Tosh

Tosh

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SOPA? I SAY NOPA!

In Russian language word \'????\' [ zhopa ] means \'an ass\'. And each time I see this \'SOPA\' abbreviation I want to say something like \'c???, ??? ? ????!\' (\'SOPA, go get stuffed up an ...!\') 8)

To a moderator: yeah, I know it\'s harsh... so is the SOPA itself. No need to warn me, just remove this post if you feel like doing so)

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socket7

socket7

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Me too!!

and i am sorry barack Obama is are president

Put that up there....... sorry, i think he wasn\'t very good at his job.

He has always been a moderate. Both sides are so extreme he can\'t please both, only annoy both.

He might be a great president, but we\'ll never know since the rest of the legislature is so screwed up it effectively hamstrings him from being able to get anything done. As it is, his achievements as president underwhelm me, but I can\'t think of anyone else running I\'d want in charge.

I would like to apologize for the MPAA and RIAA which are both American entities.

I would also like to apologize for reality TV. It seemed like a good idea at the time. We had no idea we\'d create Snooki and The Situation.

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Kryten

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He has always been a moderate. Both sides are so extreme he can\'t please both, only annoy both.

Have you looked at any other country in the world? I weep for you if you honestly think the torture and extra-judicial execution supporting candidate is actually moderate.

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