One Word Story: It Just Won't Die!

[problemecium]

without

anidaioenfiabe

[Finwolf]

Bill

10char

[Zuni]

who

10char

[Helix935]

and

10chara

[Lundmunchkins]

was

10charrrrrrrr

[Souper]

punished

10chars

[likke_A_boss]

By

/10charburgers!

[panzerknoef]

God

Zetenchar

[panzerknoef]

Oh, and I just put the entire story all together:

Once in space there was a pirate named BaconMaster McShnazzlehauffer who went over to

NGC 7032 where he attached twenty large koalas to his pendulous nose with eighteen staples/apples (you chose) from Dres. However/ unfortunately he stepped on luminous frogs. Thus he squelch to eat the koalas, drank bleach. This killed several hamsters which were on top of the sun. This killed several Jebediahs while he danced to dubstep (wub wub wub wub). Causing him and Sophia to suffer horribly, without Bill who was punished by God

Just in case

[Souper]

for

10char

[problemecium]

treason

1000char

[likke_A_boss]

Against

🚀🚀🚀

[Shna_na]

Kraken

(WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS)

[AletzN1]

MCPUFFIN!

(Oh MAH GAWD so much suspense!)

[problemecium]

Henceforth,

[Shna_na]

trilobites

(yes, trilobites!)

[robopilot99]

Tossed

(10 characters)

[NQMT]

children

(No offence, young people.)

[Shna_na]

emphatically

[Helix935]

under

10char

[Dooz]

Ground

(Blah)

[Shna_na]

(is that "underground" or "under ground..."? I will assume "underground")

, where

[Dooz]

They

Tenchar

[Shna_na]

imploded

(like the 10 character pop-up when you click OK)

[CaptainGiblets]

into

magic text