Whackjob's KSP variant of Tim Minchin's "Drowned".

[Whackjob]

Copy and paste of a post of mine over at Reddit. Just thought someone over here may get a moments amusement from it.

Shamelessly stolen and adapted from Tim Minchin's "Drowned":

Your love is like a nighttime launch

Your love is like a transfer botched

A breakdown on the runway

A heart attack on Christmas day

Like climbing the ladder and falling off

Like trying not to cough

And I didn't see this path coming, I'm aerobraking too deep

I cannot save this one now, I'm in too deep

I think I'll just keep falling down, down, down

There's no point in trying to boost back up now

I'm down

I'm doooowwwwnnnnn...

Your love is like the loose wrench in my helmet

Your love is like a broken solar set

A warning sent on the wrong frequency

Or a lander falling on a frozen sea

Like finding a level place to land

Like trying to swallow sand

'Cause I didn't see this path coming, I'm aerobraking too deep

I cannot save this one now, I'm in too deep

I think I'll just keep falling down, down, down

There's no point in trying land safe on the ground

I'm down

I'm doooowwwnnnn!

Your love is like one last breath of recycled air

Your love is like an orbit that leads to nowhere

A pack of struts you can't fit out the door

The overuse of metaphor

The straight ahead in a sideways dock

Like a maneuver node and ignoring the clock

'Cause I didn't see this path coming, I'm lithobraking too deep

I cannot save this one now, I'm in too deep

I think I'll just keep bouncing off this ground

There's no point in stopping safe and sound

I'm down

I'm doooowwwwnnn!

[Voidryder]

LOL! Thumbs up. Gonna steal the lines "You Love is like a loose wrench in my helmet" and "Your love is like an orbit that leads to nowhere" in case I ever break-up with my Vixen from Venus.

[katateochi]

lol, nice 1 Whackjob! made me laugh.