teepee2345 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Because.how do i make a rocket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICrashRockets Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 With many BOOSTAHS.Who is the "God" of the Kerbal universe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Whackjob. Why aren't there any female kerbals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Answering that question may cause an inferno. Only you can prevent flame wars!Why do humans find anything offensive besides direct insults? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaryulenko Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 42!Why dogs don't talk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Because they would blow our minds with hidden profoundness. Can you ride your bicycle with no handlebars? With no handlebars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 what are handlebars? handlebars?what are handlebars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 A type of moustache.Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Why not?How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Yes.When? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Now.Who?Some random words to fulfil the VBulletin rules, ignore that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Sorry I don't speak owl.Does anyone here speak owl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 woo hoo hoo woo.Est-ce que il y a quelqu'un de France? (Is there anybody from France?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 They're all on the ISS obviously! All french live on the ISS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Purple.Why is greenhouse not green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 How to make It work: shave yourself with an antimatter chainsaw. Newb.How do I get a nuke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 By becoming an US president.How does one become an US president? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 By becoming the US Vice President before the President dies in office.How does one become the US Vice President? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 By convincing a bunch of republicans that you're worth their money, or a bunch of democrats that you will not obstruct the president.How does one convince a bunch of stupid people (I clearly don't bump into US government) about something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Shove a telephone pole up your ass... Duh.How do you get a telephone pole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Travel back in time and steal it from A.G.Bell.How does one ask a stupid question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Tape a sandwich to your table.How do you nuke all of China? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jedi Master Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 By avoiding saying you're going to blow up China. First rule of genre-savvy villainy: Don't tell the hero you're master plan!What is the likelihood that some NSA dude is reading this post right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 No, he's reading this post wrong now.How did they get to a galaxy far, far away to shoot the Star-Wars films??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Kraken drive.How can I convince my wife we need a gaming PC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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