plainawesome Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 (edited) 1If I have 1 dollar, how much can I sell it for? Edited March 10, 2014 by plainawesome Punctuation Error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 ~£0.60.Does she really​ sell seashells by the seashore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 No. it's all a lie. She actually collects them, and crushes them into a fine powder. She then snorts them. It's turned into a serious substance abuse. I've tried to help but she refuses therapy, claiming "it's natural, and i'm not abusing it" right before she walked out to the beach and screamed "AAAAHHHHH! The ocean is attacking me!!!" and continued to punch waves....poor sally...How should i help her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Tell her to go to Rome, the leader might declare war on the ocean again (yes, this actually happened).Has the war between Rome and the ocean ended yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Obviously not, since sally is obviously a roman in disguise.do you think the ocean feels their attacks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Yes, the oceans feels are stronger than the feels of many.Can I one day become an ocean and end the war? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Yes, i will join you! Sea you there! Will anyone else join us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceman1999 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 No you can.why are we talking about this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Because somebody finally questioned that shady sally.so lets change topics then, has MOAR BOOSTERS!!! ever failed you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Yes, I was trying to sharpen a pencil but it kept breaking, so I used MOAR BOOSTERS and it burned the room down. Didn't even sharpen the pencil .Can you lend me a pencil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 No, because pencils pencil pencil pencility pencil PENCIL!!! JAFNQAKJEWFNQKAJWEFCan a can can can can? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Yes, if he/she files the proper paperwork by the deadline.I dropped something on the floor, what's the best way to pick it up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Ok, first you need to buuild a rocket. not terribly huge. enough to make orbit and back. then you must manually fly the rocket into orbit WITHOUT blowing up. now, once in orbit, pinpoint the location of said dropped item, and perform a precise deorbit burn. continue through reentry and pop the chutes. once you have landed within 10 feet of said object, exit the capsule, with of course the awesome hissing sound that happens when you open a vacuum seal, walk out like a boss and pick up said dropped item.I'm bored. what should i do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceman1999 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Lrn 2 b smartwhy don't manatees fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Because they can't afford plane tickets.Why did I post twice so soon after my first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Because it's all part of His Noodley Appendage's plan...Can my micro Mike Rowe mic row micro crow row my micro Mike Rowe crow's micro Mike Rowe crow's mic row? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 No, first you need a micro-comb cone.How do I know if something isn't poisonous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceman1999 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Try eating it!how much mass could a macerator rate if a macerator could rate mass? (tekkit reference!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Somewhere in the region of the circumference of ham.Do you​ even lift? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramnrmeul Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Script10 lbs. ice+10 lbs. Thermitedo IGNITEenddosetTimer1(60)if Timer1=0 check var(explosion)if explosion=true, print(YES!)else,print(No.)endifendifprint(Was there a thermite reaction when the Hindenberg burned?)endScript Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 maybe but who says i was there to cause ah i said too much already...will i ever reach the shelf in my garage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Pongo Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Will your shelf fall and hit you?Will my dog stop licking my feet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Yes, but only if you lick their feet until it annoys them.Will my feet stop licking my dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Yea, but only if you slice off your feetHow do I breath(I know it's breathe) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 (edited) First, you acquire some rubidium. Then, you add this to a recipe that is four parts egg, two parts milk, six parts flour, three parts water, and one part pure carbon. Then, you dispose of this concoction using a waste bin. Be sure not to accidentally get your manhood lodged into a ceiling fan during this process.How does one simply walk into Mordor? Edited March 15, 2014 by Shna_na minor correction, calculated pi to 46446226 decimals, broke the space-time continuum, closed a wormhole in Area 51 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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