SCP-2000-FW: Command Pod Mk2-3

[Commissioner Tadpole]

Item #: 2000

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedure: SCP-2000-FW is to be held in a room watched by at least three personnel at all times. Under no circumstances two or less personnel are to watch SCP-2000-FW. Usage of night vision goggles are recommended, if not obligatory, in case of sudden loss of eletricity. Personnel are forbidden from entering SCP-2000-FW at all costs.

Description: SCP-2000-FW is a small capsule with three windows. Inside, SCP-2000-FW has a circular dash and three chairs facing each window. A hatch is located on top of the capsule. SCP-2000-FW appears to be immune to fire, despite not being consisted of fire-resistant materials.

SCP-2000-FW has an intimate ability to teleport. Specified locations are not known, but they're always to places with at least one person. If it is in a locked up place with two or less personnel, the lights will spontaneously go out for three seconds, and afterwards, the pod disappears, taking any personnel inside with it.

Tests with SCP-2000-FW indicate that any personnel who enters it report that they have a feeling of joy inside it and call SCP-2000-FW 'Command Pod Mk2-3', and complain when they're told to leave. If they stay at extended periods of time, personnel inside will believe that they're small, green aliens denominated 'Kerbals' from a planet called 'Kerbin', and state that they're in space piloting a rocket towards 'Jool', while pointing at the window.

At a certain point, any personnel within 100m of the pod witness complete darkness for three seconds, and when they regain sight, SCP-2000-FW is gone. Any personnel outside said range state that a thick fog surrounds the area for five seconds instead. Any personnel inside SCP-2000-FW at that point disappears with no trace.

SCP-2000-FW was first mentioned on [REDACTED], Mexico, when █████ ████████ stated that her three children found the pod at █/██/2011, and how they'd never leave the 'Command Pod Mk2-3' and cosplayed as Kerbals. On the night of █/█/2011, SCP-2000-FW and █████ ████████'s children disappeared. It was then found on [REDACTED], Poland, when ███████ ██████████ found SCP-2000-FW on his bedroom. He reported the authorities, and SCP-2000-FW was bought by the Foundation.

Experiments: The following experiments were made with several D-Class personnel.

Experiment SCP-2000-FW-1

Subject: D-5569

Description: D-5569 was presented into SCP-2000-FW's containment chamber. Subject was introduced to the interior of SCP-2000-FW. Subject sat on one of the chairs, and detailed that it was like being in Apollo 11's command module. Shortly afterwards, subject refused to leave SCP-2000-FW, going as far as hanging in the chair. Tranquilizer darts were required to seperate D-5569 from SCP-2000-FW.

Experiment SCP-2000-FW-2

Subject: D-2985

Description: D-2985 was presented into SCP-2000-FW's containment chamber, and entered SCP-2000-FW. Subject felt like she was piloting a spacecraft near the orbit of Jupiter. She spent a total of one hour within SCP-2000-FW. When questioned how she felt, Subject responded that she was in the middle of a landing on 'Tylo' and that she was running out of fuel. Minutes later, when questioned what she was doing, Subject answered that she was trying to get into a stable orbit around 'Moho', and that she could feel the heat of 'Kerbol' clashing against the window. When told to leave, Subject put up a tough fight. Interaction with SCP-999 was required to calm subject down.

"The results are interesting...subjects get clingier to SCP-2000-FW the longer they stay within the pod, but joy from SCP-999 restabilizes them. We could put this into good use."

-Dr. ███████

Experiment SCP-2000-FW-3

Subject: D-3351

Description: D-3351 entered SCP-2000-FW. Subject reported that he was feeling like actually being in a spacecraft. After 43 minutes, when asked, Subject responded that he was too busy timewarping to 'Eeloo' to respond. After roughly 22 minutes, when asked who he was, Subject responded with "Durr, I'm a Kerbal. What else?", pulled out and wore sunglasses from the desh, and grinned. One hour afterwards, the lights went out on SCP-2000-FW's chamber for exact three seconds. When lights returned, SCP-2000-FW and D-3351 were gone.

Addendum 1:

During a night in [DATA EXPUNGED], Argentina, on ██/██/2012, ███████ ████ reported that SCP-2000-FW crashed into her house, sporting three children. SCP-2000-FW sported no damages, and the three children, later revealed to be the three childs of █████ ████████, seemed to be completely brainwashed. They spoke a completely foreign language fluently, later confirmed to be reverse spanish. They insisted that they were Kerbals from Kerbin, called the surrounding personnel aliens, and demanded that they were brought back to their home planet. Suggestion to feed the brainwashed children with SCP-500 still pending approval by O5.

"You can call me crazy, but in the previous two experiments, SCP-2000-FW was watched by three security personnel, whereas in the third experiment, only two were watching. That may be interconnected to the disappearance."

-Dr. ███████

Experiment SCP-2000-FW-4

Subject: D-957

Description: D-957 entered SCP-2000-FW, being watched by three guards. Subject spent nearly four hours within the pod, never complaining about boredom, or asking to leave. When questioned how he was feeling, subject answered he was feeling a sensation of joy mixed with adrenaline. Dr. ███████ told Subject that he had survived reentry on 'Kerbin', and that he could leave now. Subject left SCP-2000-FW on command. When questioned who he was and where he was, D-957 said he was a Kerbal and was talking to the 'first aliens Kerbalkind has ever discovered'. Subject was then contained within the same room Subjects D-2985 and D-5569 were. The trio consequently began to talk about 'space missions' each had, reffering to each other as 'Bill', 'Jebediah' and 'Bob'.

"This thing is a brainwashing machine. Using more D-Class personnel is effortless, we alterady have three brainwashed personnel believing they're 'Kerbals', and one is entirely missing."

-Dr. ███████

Addendum 2:

The following letter was found within the desh of SCP-2000-FW.

Kerlington Model Rockets and Paper Products present...

Command Pod Mk2-3!

Sick of using that cramped up Command Pod Mk1 and flying alone, or because Mk1-2 Command Pod is uncomfortable due to having to rest facing up, and not being heat resistant at all? Then scrap those pods and get our new Command Pod Mk2-3!

With more comfortable chairs around a circular desh, you'll never need to look upwards again, especially with our special frontal camera, which lets you see things above the pod! Isn't it a beauty? You can also store all sorts of things within the desh, unlike our previous pods.

What are you waiting for? Scrap the other command pods and get the new Command Pod Mk2-3!

Warning: Command Pod Mk2-3 is made specifically for astronauts. Non-astronaut personnel who enter Command Pod Mk2-3 will get an overload of joy, and will believe that THEY are astronauts, refusing to leave the Pod.

"Well, this letter explains a lot of things, but we still don't know how - or why - it teleports spontaneously, taking the poor souls with it."

-Dr. ███████

Addendum 3:

When she saw the letter, Dr. ███ stated that Kerlington Model Rockets and Paper Products is a fictional company from a game called 'Kerbal Space Program', developed by 'SQUAD' on [REDACTED], Mexico. When O5 personnel headed to SQUAD headquarters, [REDACTED]

Addendum 4:

[DATA EXPUNGED]

After the results of Addendum 4, any and all personnel who has not worked as an astronaut is forbidden from entering SCP-2000-FW.

SCP Foundation. Secure. Contain. Protect.

[Sylandro]

Hah, nice.

[Rainbowtrout]

*claps* Well done!

[Commissioner Tadpole]

Thank you.