[AAR] The Kerbo Project

[Sylandro]

It is 1955 on Kerbin, the first kerbals are going to make something... Something major.

Spacecraft.

CHAPTER PORTAL

None yet.

[Sylandro]

CHAPTER 1: KERBO 0.5

Meanwhile, in the VAB...

WHERNER: Guten tag. Your rocket is here, Jebediah.

JEBEDIAH: Really? Sweet.

WHERNER: Ah, yes Jebedah, but i am afraid that this es a prototype, without something called a "Escape Tower".

JEBEDIAH: Well, bring it in! But what is a "Escape Tower", anyway?

WHERNER: A escape tower is a apparatus used for escaping with the command module in case of a launch failure.

JEBEDIAH: Well then, i don't need a fraking escape tower! I laughed at danger in the face!

BOBBASK: Uh, Wherner, Jebediah Kerman. Do i have permission to waltz in onto your conversation?

WHERNER: Yes, yes you do, Bobbask Kerman.

BOBBASK: Jebediah, about you laughing at danger, you drank milk three months old. And you thought it was a relatively bright idea to mix it with gunpowder. That would've put you in the emergency room for a good three weeks. But sadly, you regurgitated the substance.

JEBEDIAH: I did NOT.

WHERNER: Bring down the Kerbo 0.5, and put Jebediah in the command module.

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BOBBASK: Are you ready for the first flight?

JEBEDIAH: Uh, yeah. But i thought CAPCOM was supposed to talk with the kerbonaut in the command module

BOBBASK: Ah, right, bring in receiving station Terra.

JEBEDIAH: You named the receiving stations after the nine stardroids from megaman V?

BOBBASK: Yup. Alright, i'm switching channels now.

CAPCOM: Alright, enough with the chatter, get ready to launch.

JEBEDIAH: Ugh! All of this vibrating is making me queasy!

CAPCOM: Guten tag.

JEBEDIAH: WHERNER?

CAPCOM: Yes, it's me, Wherner Von Kerman, remember the breathing exercises that i taught you?

JEBEDIAH: NO! THIS SPACECRAFT IS BUCKING LIKE A RABID YIPSI!

CAPCOM: Repeat after me, haaugh, haaugh, haau-

JEBEDIAH: Screw this! I'm decoupling the escape tower and ditching the main engine! Sayonara, kerbo zero point five!

CAPCOM: Jebediah! You ignoramus! You still had fuel!

JEBEDIAH: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!

CAPCOM: I think someone needs a hug.

JEBEDIAH: SHUT UP, DILDIN!

CAPCOM: *muffled laughter over the radio*

JEBEDIAH: KOD DAMNIT GUYS!

CAPCOM: *whispering to another kerbal* His reactions are priceless. *laughter*

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BOBBASK: And we have a splashdown!