Owch, my *CLASSIFIED*

[technoguy33]

Hey, I have an idea. Wright a humorous sentence using the word *CLASSIFIED*. Example: Owch! The *classified* bit my *classified*!

[REDACTED] is fine too.

[Guest Flixxbeatz]

Someone [REDACTED] my *CLASSIFIED*!

[Capt'n Skunky]

This thread is [classified] and [redacted] so just [censored] my [censored][classified]

(Am I doing it right?)

Arrr!

Capt\'n Skunky

[technoguy33]

Why not?

[Spacecats!]

I paid this CLASSIFIED to CLASSIFIED my CLASSIFIED.

I paid this mechanic to fix my car.

:3

[Guest Flixxbeatz]

*CLASSIFIED* my *CLASSIFIED*

[Millst0ne MK II]

My *CLASSIFIED* is more tasty when it\'s *CLASSIFIED*

[Spacecats!]

Hey, do you like Big, thick, ripe, long and gigantic CLASSIFIEDs?

[Spacecats!]

Hey, do you like Big, thick, ripe, long and gigantic CLASSIFIEDs?

Hey, do you like Big, thick, ripe, long and gigantic bananas?

[SteevyT]

[CLASSIFIED][CENSORED][REDACTED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED][CLASSIFIED][REDACTED].

[UmbralRaptor]

The [REDACTED] have 51,000 [REDACTED]. Even if Jon stops 99 percent of them, the 1 percent that get through could still [REDACTED] every living thing on Earth

Not mine, but seems appropriate: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-579

[witeken]

The [blocked by admin] Kerbal inhabitant was still lauging when his [censored] [classified] was about to [redacted] the [censored] [classified].

[Tosh]

This is to notify that user *REDACTED* was banned by *CLASSIFIED* for *CENSORED*, *CLASSIFIED*, {blocked by parental controls}, [REJECTED BY SPAMGUARD], copyright *CLASSIFIED* and numerous violations not listed here.

Thanks for cooperation! Have a nice *CLASSIFIED*!

User *REDACTED*: *CENSORED* it! I only wanted to *CLASSIFIED* and they just [REJECTED BY SPAMGUARD].

[iamwearingpants]

I want to stick my (CLASSIFIED) between some buns and eat it

[Capt'n Skunky]

*REMOVED DUE TO SOPA VIOLATION*

[SteevyT]

SOPA message removed due to ACTA violation

[Tosh]

[CENSORED] message removed due to [CENSORED] violation

*CLASSIFIED* my ass! Not these fucking [REDACTED] again!

[Altair1371]

*CLASSIFIED* my [CLASSIFIED]! Not these [CLASSIFIED] [REDACTED] again!

Does this count?

[Tosh]

Does this count?

Nope. I\'ve [REDACTED] those [CLASSIFIED] to emphasize that they\'re worse than common four-letter [CENSORED] >

[NovaSilisko]

[redacted] this [redacted] thread

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

Your are all [Classefied]

[Tosh]

Your are all [Classefied]

Yes. And mostly *CENSORED* a bit.

At least, we\'re all playing this [REDACTED]

[Guest Flixxbeatz]

[Post deleted by HarvesteR]

[LaydeeDem]

SCP 1673 'The Thrillmaster'

Class: Keter

Containment Procedures:

Keep away from any sort of rocketry, at ALL COSTS. Refrain from mentioning words such as 'booster' or 'engine'.

Description:

SCP 1673 is a small green humanoid who has named itself [DATA EXPUNGED]. It was recovered from when what appeared to be a meteorite crashed in [CLASSIFIED]. Two other bodies were found at the crash site and were sent to [DATA EXPUNGED] to be examined. The humanoid is around 41cm tall and appears to be wearing a space suit. A pair of Aviator brand sunglasses were also found on the humanoid.

Do I win?

[Tosh]

Keep away from any sort of [REDACTED], at ALL COSTS. Refrain from mentioning words such as '*CENSORED*' or '*CENSORED*'.

Much better))