Survive That Attack!

[Starwhip]

Why do you say that? I'm a dragon, get it right!

The explosion is negated by my scales, and you take 2x damage from the ricochet.

Your body flies outward, toward the next poster.

[AvronMullican]

I use My plasma cannon to vaporize the body

Then i fire the plasma cannon at the next poster.

[Souper]

You light the plasma cannon on fire, and threw it at me? I just move out of the way.

I then dress the next poster up as Kyle, and Eric Cartman comes over to taunt them.

[IcarusBen]

I quickly give Eric a swift kick in his bowl full of jelly.

I then throw Eric at the next poster, crushing them.

[cantab]

I chuck a magnet at the plasma boltEric, causing ithim to destabilise and dissipatego on an insane rampage, coincidentally just above the head of the next poster.

[Vaporo]

I simply build and Iron Man suit in the time that it takes for Eric's brain to process that it is seeing me ('cause I'm that awesome) and stand there while Eric pounds hopelessly against my invulnerable shell.

I then construct a quantum computer and subsequently get a "divide by zero" error, causing the past, present, and future of the entire universe to be deleted.

Edited June 1, 2014 by Vaporo

[IcarusBen]

I invent a new type of math that allows for dividing by zero, thereby saving the universe.

I hereby launch a missile at the next poster at LUDICROUS SPEED!

[Vaporo]

I go to plaid, outracing your missile and crashing into the home planet of the next poster while at plaid speeds.

[Souper]

I watch as my homeplanet gets destroyed from the safety of it's moon.

Eric, from 3 posts earlier, gets bored pounding against Iron Man's suit, and then throws Mr. Mackey's gigantic head at the next poster, along with trying to beat up the next poster after Mackey's head did it's damage.

[cantab]

Having no idea who Mr Mackey is, I stick my head in the sand like an ostrich. And it works.

Deprived of its sand to hide in, the ostrich goes after the next poster.

[Vaporo]

I fill a bucket with sand, and the ostrich sticks its head in it.

I then force the next poster to listen to a ten hour marathon of The A-Team theme song.

[Guest]

I love It!

I attack the next poster to listen to The Song of Unhealing for 20 hours.

[IcarusBen]

I use EARPLUGS!

I throw a bucket of liquid nitrogen at the next poster.

[cantab]

I'm glad it was a small bucket.

Taking advantage of the fog created by the liquid nitrogen, I rush the next poster armed with a rolled-up copy of the US Constitution.

[Souper]

I am a police officer, and i arrest you for stealing museum property.

I then use Teargass on the next poster.

Edited June 1, 2014 by Souper

[Souper]

The OP has been revamped. Go read it now.

[Vaporo]

I pull a giant sword out of my pocket and use it to cut the tear gas into tiny little pieces. What? That doesn't make sense? Well, who says you can criticize.

Popeye the Sailor eats spinach and attacks the next poster.

[WinkAllKerb'']

On the road he meet an other sailor Luffy due too elasticity popeye hurt himself.

As tom is bored, i send Jerry in front of you.

[cantab]

I'm standing in the middle of a bunch of mousetraps.

A helicopter comes down to pick me up. As I grab onto the rope and am winched to safety, the downdraft pushes the next poster over into the mousetraps.

[B11267]

I have negative wind resistance. So I fly towards the helicopter.

I throw a completely different helicopter from the other side of the world at the next poster.

[Anister]

since it takes a realy long time for the choppa to fly over here, I easely dodge it. The next user however is now in the way of a high-speed helicopter flying at ~300 M/S.

[B11267]

Helicopter? What helicopter. I don't remember thro- CLONK! I get hit by a helicopter. But apparently I am immune to helicopters or something. (Its midnight. Give me a break)

I then strap the next poster to a chair and make them watch Seasons 1 through 4 of MLP.

[Anister]

WOOOT!!!! I watch it and then break the TV over the next user's head. What? I like destroying stuff.

[Souper]

I raise my fist, shattering the TV on contact. I then shoot you in the leg as punishment for trying to kill me.

The next poster gets swarmed by a bunch of ubercharged scouts.

Edited June 1, 2014 by Souper
DARN YOU NINJA!!!

[Souper]

Oh wait, I'm the next poster! AAAAAAH- *dies*

The scouts then swarm the next poster.