Survive That Attack!

[Sun]

FORCE FIELD

I plant the next poster on a mud-covered planet.

[megatiger78]

No.

I will now 1/3 of every nuclear weapon on the next 3 posters.

I take the enrgy from this clear break odf rtules and ban both you and the planeyt and fyreflare

[Guest alemagno12]

FORCE FIELD

I plant the next poster on a mud-covered planet.

you later discovered that the one who you planted was Chuck Norris and he kills you

Next poster dies from the BIG RED BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sun]

I fly away in a rocket which I spawned with my mind.

This rocket crashes into the next poster.

[GreeningGalaxy]

I fire a magnetized needle from a high-powered rifle at the rocket. It pings off the rocket's magnetometer ,which tries to record the mysterious spike in magnetic flux. This causes the onboard computer to run untested code which contains heinous memory allocation errors, which results in a segfault. The error-reporting transmission program runs over an infinite loop where there wasn't supposed to be one, and the resulting power drain shuts down the reaction wheels and control surface actuators. The rocket spins out of control and misses me completely.

Debug your code next time!

I fire another magnetized needle at the next poster's computer.

[Guest alemagno12]

But i press the big red button before and i destroy everything

Next poster falls into a black hole

[Designer225]

Err... are you seeing things? I was just orbiting the black hole. (Yes, it is possible to orbit the black hole, as long as you didn't fall below event horizon.)

The next poster is near an expanding red dwarf.

[Guest alemagno12]

but i use a black hole to absorb the red dwarf

Next poster is killed by a supernova.

- - - Updated - - -

Err... are you seeing things? I was just orbiting the black hole. (Yes, it is possible to orbit the black hole, as long as you didn't fall below event horizon.)

It was Another black hole. Happy?

[Designer225]

but i use a black hole to absorb the red dwarf

Next poster is killed by a supernova.

- - - Updated - - -

It was Another black hole. Happy?

Somehow I survives, despite a faulty documentation listed above.

The next poster is inside a black hole.

Also, LOL.

[Guest alemagno12]

Somehow I survives, despite a faulty documentation listed above.

The next poster is inside a black hole.

Also, LOL.

''LOL''

But i escape by going faster than the speed of light (Breaking laws of physics since 4023940239409230594230594230594230594230592340590423590423590400909 years ago) :D

(sorry)

Next poster is thrown into a pool of lava.

[Designer225]

Eh, I have titanium (and insulators) (heat isn't specified).

The next user is a bug and is being debugged by a programmer.

[Guest alemagno12]

I'm a virus.

Stage 1. Hack Programmer's PC

Stage 2. Spread through the internet.

Stage 3. HACK THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

Next poster is hacked by Virus:alemagno12

[Guest alemagno12]

(heat isn't specified)

What about 348234803240234023480234890238402384023840238402384032840234803248023480324803248302480324023480234823048230483048230423048320483 degrees celsius?

[GreeningGalaxy]

That is many orders of magnitude above the Planck temperature and is therefore most certainly impossible. Your phony thermodynamics have no power over me!

I deposit the next poster into the upper atmosphere of Jupiter with no shielding of any kind, then vanish through a barely-stable wormhole before they can follow me.

[Guest alemagno12]

Jupiter was terraformed, so there is no risk.

But a bigger worm hole absorbs the wormhole (THE ENTIRE THING) and it explodes, making the universe go unstable

Next poster gets deleted from the Omniverse.

[Designer225]

I escape to the Universe before it deletes me.

What about 348234803240234023480234890238402384023840238402384032840234803248023480324803248302480324023480234823048230483048230423048320483 degrees celsius?

That's lava VAPOR. EDIT: Also such temperature exists only in theory.

Anyway, the next user is deleted by everything.

Edited October 12, 2014 by Designer225

[Guest alemagno12]

the next user is deleted by everything.

Deleted from or deleted by?

Anyways, the computer suffered an overload because of everything trying to delete me.

Later the computer is fixed, but formatted in the process.

So that means we have to go again.

I will start.

-------------------------------------------

First poster is killed by a laser gun.

[Designer225]

You killed yourself.

The next poster gets thrown into a trash compactor.

[Guest alemagno12]

I delete all trash compactors.

Next poster will be deleted.

[GreeningGalaxy]

I am /homeless and live in the /etc directory, so you cannot delete me without sudo privileges. Unfortunately you do not have those, because I have the /etc/sudoers file in here with me, and have made sure that you are not on it.

I run rm -rf /home/next-poster.

[Guest alemagno12]

No. I am the administrator. Also, i don't use a mac. Or Linux. I prefer Windows.

Next poster gets deleted AGAIN.

[GreeningGalaxy]

You once again fail to delete me because you are operating a Windows virtual machine under a Linux server and do not have administrative privileges on the latter. I move the next poster to the /dev/usb directory and unmount them.

[Guest alemagno12]

I break the computer with a hammer, and later buy a new one. NOW YOU ARE DELETED!

Next poster is deleted in my new computer.

[GreeningGalaxy]

I'm still in the hard drive of my server, which you apparently just disconnected from by breaking your client computer.

I ban your IP from ever reconnecting.

The next poster is standing in a parking lot while I dump one metric ton of small rubber bouncy balls on their head from a helicopter.

[Guest alemagno12]

I delete you from all of the computers of the universe, the infinity and beyond.

Next poster is deleted.