Survive That Attack!

[CelticCossack51]

I summon the power of Anubis to keep me alive and turn the box into ashes.

I summon an undead army to the next poster.

[mikeman7918]

I retreat to space, and I land on top of the next poster.

[Designer225]

Nice, you landed on my explosive-rigged robot that resembles me. You are blown up into space.

The next user is as well.

[mikeman7918]

That makes no sense, considering that I was just blown into space.

The next poster took the top hat guy's advice. (the xkcd top had guy is the stick man with a top hat in my forum signature.)

[CvVtjRtb]

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Edited August 2, 2019 by CvVtjRtb

[mikeman7918]

I survive and become immune.

The next poster thinks that the self destruct button dispenses snacks.

[Designer225]

It does. Someone rigged it to make it dispense snacks.

The next poster thinks that the red button doesn't do anything.

[mikeman7918]

The button actually does nothing.

The next poster finds himself next to a nuke that will explode in 10 seconds:

[Designer225]

Except only the timer is functional.

The next poster is next to a bomb that will explode in 1 nanosecond, with tons of functional explosives ready to be set alight.

[mikeman7918]

Except I happen to be in this here warp capable space ship traveling faster then the speed of light at the time.

I crash into the next poster.

[CelticCossack51]

Honey! Did something crash into my forcefield?

I send the PLA to the next poster.

[mikeman7918]

I don't know what PLA is and this is what came up when I Googled it:

I am just going to say that I hid from it, whatever it is.

The next poster presses the big red button.

Edited November 11, 2014 by mikeman7918

[Sun]

It dispenses money!

The next poster is stuck in mud on rubber boots. No edge to the mud in sight.

[mikeman7918]

I flag down a nearby helicopter to help me.

The helicopter is piloted by Jedediah Kerman, and he fails at stunt flying, crashing into the next poster.

[Sun]

Well, it's still on the mud planet, so it's a soft landing.

The next poster can't escape from the helicopter as it fills with mud.

[mikeman7918]

Scotty beams my up.

I fire the phasers at the next poster.

[CelticCossack51]

I don't know what PLA is and this is what came up when I Googled it:

http://i.imgur.com/FtQld2j.png

I am just going to say that I hid from it, whatever it is.

Sorry, I ment People's Liberation Army.

I added some parts that someone deleted so Gilly comes back into the game and absorbs the phaser fire.

Gilly rolls towards the next poster.

Edited November 11, 2014 by CelticCossack51

[mikeman7918]

I use my jet pack to successfully get away.

The next poster's space station (that they are in) is hit by space debris.

[Designer225]

Currently not a threat. Maintenance maybe needed, however.

The next poster is hit by a huge space debris.

[Sun]

I warp through it.

The next poster is so excited for the next ep. of ERB Season 4 that..... well..... I can't say. Let's just say it would get extreme.

[mikeman7918]

I don't even know what that is, so how could I be exited about it.

The next poster finds himself in the middle of the zombie apocolipse.

[CelticCossack51]

I outrun the zombies. I came back using the next poster as a human shield

[megatiger78]

I use my armour power reactor to cause you to be electrocuted, then drop a city from orbit onto the next poster

[Prof. Endwalker]

I drop the next user on the city that you are dropping on me.

[GreeningGalaxy]

I slow the city down with a bit of gravity manipulation, bringing it to a hover above the terrain. I grab the next poster and push them off, flinging them out of the gravity bubble and down towards the surface below.