Take 'Em Down! (Inspired by the Elevator Thread(s))

[MaverickSawyer]

AAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!

Here, take this shrubbery! I BEG YOU!!!!

[Starwhip]

I simply hack (aka break) the fuel hatch on your ship and siphon all of your fuel.

[Palladium Corp]

Using a giant shipping container, I perform a manual override on the wall that separates us and bury you under the resultant rubble.

[Dodgey]

I shall see your ni and raise you an it before throwing an ACME Portable Hole at your feet .

[Palladium Corp]

I set a Killer White Bunny on the next poster.

[K3achas]

I use my nonexistence and use a convenient quantum teleporter and hit you in the back with your bunny.

[Palladium Corp]

I sabotage your quantum teleporter, leaving you trapped in a wall.

[Starwhip]

Upon rummaging around in the large shipping crate that was used on me, I found a wireless terminal to the Matrix.

M:\USERS\PALLADIUM_CORP -> user.delete()

[PALLADIUM_CORP DELETED]

You disappear in a brilliant flash of plasma.

[Palladium Corp]

+++Syntax Error+++

+++Wrong Number Of Parameters Specified For user.delete()+++

Well, I'm still here.

Anyway, I set off an EMP to disable your terminal before you can find the correct command.

[K3achas]

I get out of the wall I got trapped in at the top of the page, load myself up with ordinance, and wreck it all.

[Helix935]

i knock you out and tie you a chair where i tape an oculus rift to your face and leave you to play the game Outlast until you die of a heart attack and if that doesn't work i will throw you down the elevator shaft

[Starwhip]

Elevator shaft? That's convenient. I shove both of you down it.

[Palladium Corp]

And you, whilst you are distracted shoving the others down it. I then run away before anyone can do the same to me.

[vexx32]

I trip you over while you're carelessly running, and you fall right over the balcony, to the ground ten stories down.

[Starwhip]

Balcony? You found a hotel? In a warehouse? That's amazing!

I beat you to the lobby, locking the doors behind me. Your disappointment kills you.

[The Jedi Master]

I stroll in and start taking down everyone with the revolver I found laying conveniently on the ground.

[Noname117]

I clone myself with the handy clone-matron 6001, give the clone star-wars like armor I found in a crate, give him a laser gun conveniently placed in another crate nearby... and force him to don glasses so he can accurately hit you.

[Palladium Corp]

I set a guinea pig on the next poster.