Kerbal Quotes

[victory143]

This thread is about making quotes for your favorite Kerbals. I shall start.

"I aim for stars... but sometimes I hit London"-Wernher von Kerman.

[Xacktar]

"This isn't testing! This is crashing!" - Patmon Kerman.

[BagelRabbit]

"Aim for the sky, and try not to miss!" -Flisdred "Flis" Kerman

[edit: FlisKits is a wonderful place. You might want to Google-search it.]

Edited March 25, 2014 by UpsilonAerospace

[thederper121]

"Why do we add K's to everything?" -Bob Kerman

I have another one, "More boosters!" - Jeb Kerman

[victory143]

"Mittens, you packed the snacks right?" -Murphy Kerman.

[quasarrgames]

"The stars. They are our hopes, our dreams, our fears, and ultimately our destiny." -Merely Kerman

"I wonder what space tastes like?" -Ferbart Kerman

[Naten]

"Hopefully, it will have been worth the wait."

-Gabe Kerbell

"Now you're thinking with engines"

-Generic Launch and Directional Orientation System, GLaDOS

"It's time, Doctor Kerman."

-"K-Man"

"I don't know what to put here"

-Yechlenstenamentoialityughmentoielretmachgeryuppotuchumusdreebmenbraahjkles Sejetlemarletquesamutylmachementermen

[Bioman222]

"Wait, I thought we were going to the mun..."

Geofry Kerman

[RocketPilot573]

"What does this button do?"

-Wilcas Kerman

[NASAFanboy]

"Press T." - Mission Control, much more times than I can count.

"Houston, pressing T doesn't work. All hope is lost." - The Late Lovell Kerman, Moonshoot 13

"Fire all the decouplers!" - Mission Control, after a loose bolt caused the rocket to prematurely explode

"I see it! I see it! Firing all missiles!" - Last Transmission From UPSS Explorer One

"Mayday! Mayday! Mission Control, we are going down, losing altitude fast! Have not yet reached upper atmospher-Mayday! Mayday!" - The Spacecraft Von Kerman after it lost all contact. It is assumed to have broken up and exploded in the Joolian atmosphere after it aerobraked a tad bit too close.

"All right, all right; good night fella's, sleep tight." - UPSS Atlas as it crossed into the dark side of Laythe. All contact was lost shortly after and the ship failed to check in with the military installations around Vall the next day and was not registered on the radar of orbiting satellites, and the fate of the spacecraft remains an mystery to this day.

[The Jedi Master]

"Opah Gagnam style!"--Jebediah Kerman, on the Armstrong 11, just before impact into the Mun

"What does this button do?"--Too many kerbals just before catastrophic failure

"THE MIDDLE ENGINE FELL OFF AGAIN WHAT THE #@^*?!?!?!"--Mission Control, many, many, many times...

"I'm jetpacking on the Mun!"--Last words of Danke Kerman

"I've seen too much death in my time. I'm sorry."--Bill Kerman, retiring

"Hey, Jane, I'm on the Mun!"--Bob Kerman, to his girlfriend

"Do we have batteries?"--Hans Kerman, currently stuck in orbit

[CaptainGiblets]

"Solving your problems is easy, you just need more boosters"

-Steve Kerman

[Rocketscience101]

"Would it help if I got out and push" Scott Kerman, returning from Minmus.

[Guest]

"The red light and alarm means all systems are nominal, right?!"

"How do I tell when to start the suicide burn?!"

"Where's the spacebar?!"

"KSC, can you send us some duct tape...this is going to need a lot of it."

[victory143]

*Hears loud thud* "Wernher!"- Gene Kerman.

"Howitzers on a plane! You evil man!" -Ludwig Kerman.

[The Error]

"If we run out of fuel, at least it's a killer view. Sorry, poor choice of words." -Jeb

"In a word, broken." -Gene, describing the IP-NV-X Longbow after its first trip.

[Alchemist]

"Why did I take these jets?" - Sigmund Kerman after the first landing on Eve.

"I don't need luck, I have fuel!" - Jeb

"Got to Moho, please send fuel" - Jeb after some excessive maneuvering.

"What means we didn't refill RCS tanks???" - Matt Kerman during Laythe landing.

[victory143]

"I'm off to get a Commie" -Tom Lehrer Kerman.

"Once the Rockets are up, who cares where they come down. That's not my department" -Matt Kerman.

[CaptainGiblets]

"Wait, I was supposed to push this button?" Obrey Kerman right before crashing into Ike

[Shna_na]

"The payload just snapped off! You know what, I'll just push it into orbit and rendezvous with the space station anyway." - Scott Kerman (and he succeeded).

[Duxwing]

"I see tanks of fuel--

huge engines, too!

I see them boom

for me and you,

and I think to myself:

what a wonderful world!" -Kerbals singing along at KSC's tremendous yearly fireworks festival

"When Kerby roars, go indoors!" -Kerby the Safety Rocket during a KSC PSA for nearby residents.

"How many stages does it take to get to the center of a Whakjob rocket? The world may never know!" -Whackjob Engineering's slogan.

"Look, Bob! No hands!" -Jebediah throughout his missions.

"Kerbals never yield!" -The KSC motto.

"May the force be with you." -A literal truth spoken to each ascending rocket.

-Duxwing

[The Error]

"Oops."

-Everyone

[Xacktar]

"I see tanks of fuel--

huge engines, too!

I see them boom

for me and you,

and I think to myself:

what a wonderful world!" -Kerbals singing along at KSC's tremendous yearly fireworks festival

*slow clap*

[The Error]

*slow clap*

*slower clap*

[victory143]

*slower clap*

*Even slower clap*

Wait why are we clapping again?