Bad Jokes

[VincentMcConnell]

A priest, a liar and a rapist goes to the bar.

He orders a drink.

[Altair1371]

A priest, a liar and a rapist goes to the bar.

He orders a drink.

[Houston we have a problem]

this is a bit racist so ill put it in a spoiler for the sake of some people.

there\'s an Asian man a Scotish man and an Aussie man, they are each given the chance to get rid of something they dont like in there country. the Asian man throws out some technology shit and says we have to much of this in our country. the Scotish man throws a bunny out and says we have to many if these in our country. the Aussie picks up the Asian man and says we have to many of these in our country.

[mincespy]

Knock Knock!

Who\'s there!

KGB.

KGB Who?

*SLAP* We\'ll ask the questions.

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

Three men are tramping through a forest in spring when they come across a river. The river is in flood, so the first guy turns to god and says 'I can get across this river without any help'. The first guy jumps into the river and gets about 1/8 of the way across before getting sweaped downstream. The second guy turns to god and says 'I can get across this river with the strength of a 100 men'. He then jumps in the river and gets about the same distance before getting sweeped downstream. The third guy shrugs and pulls out his map. He then proply walks 500m downstream and crosses a bridge.

[flying_chair]

Three men are tramping through a forest in spring when they come across a river. The river is in flood, so the first guy turns to god and says 'I can get across this river without any help'. The first guy jumps into the river and gets about 1/8 of the way across before getting sweaped downstream. The second guy turns to god and says 'I can get across this river with the strength of a 100 men'. He then jumps in the river and gets about the same distance before getting sweeped downstream. The third guy shrugs and pulls out his map. He then proply walks 500m downstream and crosses a bridge.

Not funny, I am dissapoint!

[Luigibro606]

Not funny, I am dissapoint!

This is a bad joke in itself. IS BAD JOKE TOPEEC

[OtherDalfite]

What do you call the kid with one leg, crutches and an eyepatch?

NAMES!

I have the gif to go along with that!