Request for Textures: Make $50 by helping!

[SaurKraut]

Attention KSP modding community:
Who wants to make some money? I don't have the time (being that I'm deployed to Afghanistan right now) to figure this out, and every time I try, I get messed up. I need textures for my Kerbals, and I need the code to get them to work in TextureReplacer mod. I'm willing to pay for good quality work. Opening bid is $50, and that can go up based on quality of work and whatever we agree upon.

Below, and in the video, is listed the requirements I have. If it's not physically possible to do a part of it, let me know, and we'll discuss it.

If you want to take on this project, let me know, and once you provide me with a sample, I'll quote you an offer. Once I have received delivery of the completed product, I will transfer the agreed-upon sum of $US to your PayPal account.

Thank you, in advance, whomever comes forward to assist me with this.
Here is what I'm looking for:

Uniforms (when in Atmospheric environs or seated in a capsule):
Black, military-style, cargo pants
Colored shirts
Red, yellow, green, purple, white, black, and orange
SaurKraut Legion logo on right breast (I will provide the graphic to whomever comes forward)

Space Suits
Red background, gold accents
More "advanced" than the KSP stock
Kind of a "power-armor" sort of look (cross between Halo and Mass Effect)
Get rid of, or drastically downsize, the backpacks, and get rid of the flag decal.
SaurKraut Legion logo on chest
More form-fitting (smaller helmets, maybe gloves instead of mittens)

Head/Facial Hair
Conservative, military haircuts (except for a couple)
"Human natural" hair/facial hair colors
Facial hair well-groomed

Specific Kerbal List (Some of these Kerbals will have to be created, obviously, but if the code could be done, I'd much appreciate it. Right now, the code just boggles my mind):

Jebediah
Yellow shirt
Brown Hair, military fade
No facial hair

Bill
Yellow shirt
Black hair, conservative
Goatee

Falvon "Fry"
White shirt
Blond hair, roughed up but short
No facial hair

Brock
Green shirt
Black hair, straight
No facial hair

Simon
Green shirt
Brown hair, wavy
Small moustache

Quentin "Dr. Q"
Orange shirt
Dirty blond hair, conservative
Handlebar moustache

Kenvon
Red shirt
Brown hair, military fade
No facial hair

Jayne
Red shirt
Red hair, military fade
Goatee

Ham
Purple shirt
Blond hair, wavy
No facial hair

Shoowie
Purple shirt
Brown hair, very shaggy
full beard

Dondin
White shirt
Black hair, conservative
Bushy moustache

Zweistein
Orange shirt
Blond hair, crazy
Curled Moustache