KSP writes a short story!

[Skyler4856]

Each user contributes a sentence, and a short sci-fi horror story should gradually arise.

NOTE: Please be mature about this

I'll start:

It was a time of conflict inside the government of the Centauri colonies

Edited July 10, 2014 by Skyler4856

[TheDataMiner]

It had been 50 years since they suddenly lost contact with earth, and ever since they had split into increasingly belligerent factions; War was coming, it was only a matter of time before the last fragile bonds that held them together snapped.

[Guest Fyre Flare]

Due to lack of Vegetation on Centuari Colony 3, Liam Carnes and Jakob Whernher Begin a rebellion.

[Skyler4856]

At first it was a rag-tag group of miners, but it later evolved into a threat unlike any other ever seen by the colonies.

[Guest Fyre Flare]

Jakob Finds a can of meat... Finding out It expired 52 years ago Liam opens It, They eat It next to a campfire next to Omega City.

[Vaporo]

Jakob and Liam, brothers, were two of the few that were prepared when the war struck, two of the few thousand survivors of the millions killed at the whims of the temperamental Kraken powered weapons created by the government of the colonies using dark, forbidden knowledge of the unphysics (which had been believed lost in the destruction caused by the great Sentar war).

Edited July 11, 2014 by Vaporo

[Guest Fyre Flare]

A Vigilante, Noah. Begins shooting the miner brothers with a HK. USP.

Liam and Jakob Using MP10 (Liam) and AK-87(Jakob) Point the guns at the Vigilante.

Liam and Jakob make friends with Noah, The Guys Eat the Canned Meat.

[Vaporo]

Due to the temperamental nature of all Kraken-based weapons, especially ones that have been out of the hands of proper handlers for over a year and are being fired into Liam's brilliantly designed (though still unrelialable) Kraken-barrier, the vigilante teleports into orbit two feet above the sun and is promptly vaporized, leaving his supplies behind.

(You're only supposed to post one sentence, so I'm ignoring the second two.)

Edited July 11, 2014 by Vaporo

[Guest Fyre Flare]

Liam Gets control of the Vigilante's Stuff: A 3D Printer, A HK USP and a Grenade... They Move on to Omega City.

[Vaporo]

As Jakob piles their loot into their truck, the soot-blackened sky looming overhead, Liam fidgets nervously in his seat, carefully adjusting the delicate instrumentation that he had so carefully crafted by hand from scrap metal to kept the truck's reactor stable.

[Guest Fyre Flare]

Jakob 3D Prints some French Fries, Only took 20 seconds.

[Vaporo]

Liam wants to smack Jakob for wasting their limited supply of 3D ink on food when they already have a three week supply of (however tasteless) rations, but, as he always does, his older brother does what he wants without any regard to the future.

Edited July 12, 2014 by Vaporo

[Guest Fyre Flare]

While in Omega City, Liam Robs a Weapons Store.

[Guest Fyre Flare]

They get weapons, Steal foods from rations, Then rampage.

[Souper]

Jakob then reveals himself to be a communist, running away parkour-style, never to be seen again until page 5.

[Skyler4856]

Shortly after Jakob's departure, Liam begins to notice strange men following him.

[Vaporo]

The men are wearing grey jumpsuits and are carrying large black pieces of complicated-looking equipment on their backs, and soon one of them approaches Liam and asks him if he's seen something strange in the neighborhood.

[Skyler4856]

Liam, being an overly cautious individual decides that it'd be advantageous to wave the men off, but the leader remains persistent

[TheFlyingPigs]

The leader is the head of the chicken farm down in Texas, but because of the communications were shut, he couldn't see his precious Percy the Chicken, and he thought Liam might have connection.

[megatiger78]

after more thatn 6 second of looking a chicken death star destroys half the universe

[Sun]

after more thatn 6 second of looking a chicken death star destroys half the universe

NO UNIVERSE DESTRUCTION (EVEN HALF UNIVERSE) caps

[megatiger78]

ok but can I keep the chicken death star