Atari, A KSP Novel.

[Guest Fyre Flare]

Atari.

Story of No Hope.

Characters:

Jerzor: Space Tourist that paid to be on the Atari Mission.

Shepkin: Scientist, Husband of Sophia Kerman.

Lemhat: Engineer, Best Friend of Shepkin.

Sophia: Atari Specialist, First Female Kerbonaut, Wife of Shepkin Kerman.

Gene: Mission Control, Flight Director of Atari.

4 Years after the launch of Atari.

Sophia: Gene?, Requesting Extra-Vehicular Activity, Copy.

Gene: Permission Granted... Atari Begin EVA.

Sophia: Let's go guys.

Jerzor,Lemhat and Shepkin: Yeah!

Shepkin Kisses Sophia, Everyone gets their Spacesuits on, Jerzor Opens the airlock to begin EVA.

Gene: Oxygen Levels nominal.

Lemhat: Alright, Shepkin Fix the Experiment Module Solar left solar array.

Shepkin: Affirmative.

Shepkin Begins repair on micrometeor damaging on Left solar array.

Lemhat: Jerzor, Go Fix the docked Shuttle.

Jerzor: Affirmative Captain Lemhat!

Jerzor Fixes the Shuttle

Jerzor breaks off the Shuttle Landing gear.

Jerzor: Oh crap!

Lemhat: Oh boy, Jerzor , What did you do now?

Jerzor: I broke the Shuttle landing gear.

Jerzor: Houston, We have a problem.

Gene: Wat?

Jerzor: Fricken shuttle landing gear broke off.

Shepkin: Oh boy.

Shepkin: Is there like, Backup wheels?

Lemhat: It's a shuttle, Not a jeep.

Sophia: Dammit.

Lemhat: Ah... MORE FUN! Liquid Oxygen leak in Propulsion Module... Shepkin, Go fix It.

Shepkin Attempts to fix the leak.

Shepkin breaks off communication radio.

Shepkin: We're screwed.

Shepkin: Houston?

Sophia: Houston?

Jerzor: Major Tom to Ground Control?

Lemhat: Houston?

Lemhat: Great Job, Shepkin! I thought Jerzor was the useless one.

Sophia: Lemhat, When we get back in the ship I am going to slap you.

Jerzor: Let's go back into the ship so we can watch Lem get slapped by Sophia.

Shepkin: Yup, Everyone in the ship.

Everyone gets in the ship.

Sophia slaps Lemhat while everyone watches.

Lemhat: Holy crap, That hurt!

Sophia: That's what you get for insulting my husband and Jerzor!

Jerzor: YEAH!

Lemhat: Jerzor, We're on a ship... Not a fight klub.

Sophia: Shut up Lem!

Sophia slaps Lemhat again

Lemhat: ...OW!

Shepkin: Speaking of Fight Klubs Jerzor... who wants to watch Fight Klub?

Jerzor: Nah... Fight Klub at the end is about terrorists... I feel like watching Kriends.

Shepkin: I have Season 2 on Klu-ray.

Jerzor: Everyone in the experiment module to watch Kriends!

Sophia and Lemhat: I'm coming!

Friends theme plays:

5 Hours later.

Sophia: I'll be back with the water.

Shepkin: Ok.

Lemhat: Wait!

Sophia: What.

Lemhat: The Escape pod docking port is broken.

Sophia: You didn't tell us.

Lemhat: You were the guys watching Kriends.

Lemhat: This was because Shepkin did the biggest screw up in Kerbal history... Now we can't get help.

Jerzor: Do you think we are going to die here?

14 seconds of silence later.

Lemhat: Yes.

Lemhat: I'm gonna go to sleep.

Sophia and Shepkin Kiss.

Everyone Falls asleep in the Lab Module.

7 hours later.

Lemhat: I have great news!

Shepkin: What is It Einstein?

Lemhat: The Laythe Ferry Station will go 413m from the ship!

Lemhat: C'mon board the shuttle guys!

Jerzor: Wait, Why don't we use the shuttle to land on Laythe?

Lemhat: Remember you broke the back landing gear.

Jerzor: Oh right.

Sophia: Let's go.

Shepkin: FREEDOM!

Sophia: Shepkin... You're so goofy.

Everyone boards Shuttle

Lemhat: Let's go we only chance at this.

Lemhat does burn to Laythe Ferry Station.

Lemhat: Prepare for docking.

Sophia: We're here!

They all hitched a ride on a ferry and goes to Kerbin and they live happily ever after.

Author's Notes.

Yes. I was watching Friends while writing this.

Yes. I have OCD.

Yes. This is my first KSP Fan work.

[VelocityPolaris]

I'm confused. Why would the story of no hope have a happy ending? Liked the Space Oddity reference!

P.S. Watch the NASA launch tomorrow!

[Guest Fyre Flare]

I know... I was so bored It wasn't even funny.

Everyone in My house was asleep.

Watching Friends was the only thing to do.

Every Gmod Server wasn't working for me.

I had to do something

[Souper]

[Souper]

How could you even SURVIVE under that much boredom?

[Guest Fyre Flare]

How could you even SURVIVE under that much boredom?

SCIENCE!

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