I Build Crappy (Parody of Pharrel's Happy)

[Xacktar]

This game is broken

my ship wont move

Ran out of power

while on the Mun

Everything I build

just disentigrates

put all decouplers

in the first stage

'Cuz I build Crappy

Got an orange jumbo tank and a single 909

'Cuz I build Crappy

Added 16 skipper engines, all on the left side

'Cuz I build Crappy

Put some boosters on my ship, all of them were pointing up

'Cuz I build Crappy

Got a hundred eighty tons held up by a single strut

Everything explodes

when I press spacebar

I load it up

and it falls apart

I got more spin

than washin' machines

My ship, it wobbles

like fresh pudding

'Cuz I build Crappy

Activated all my boosters, but not all the launch clamps

'Cuz I build Crappy

put all of my fuel tanks in a huge vertical stack

'Cuz I build Crappy

13 full command pods, not a single parachute

'Cuz I build Crappy

Had no ladder, went to eve, now my Kerbal is marooned

Here goes

[launch, go]

Reverting flight

I'll build again

Reverting flight

It'll work this time!

Reverting flight

and build again

Reverting flight

[gonna make this right]

Reverting flight

build again

Reverting flight

It'll work this time!

Reverting flight

and build again

Revert that flight

[but no]

'Cuz I build Crappy

Got a solid fuel booster and some wings, that should be alright

'Cuz I build Crappy

Added lots of landing gear, that should help me take a flight

'Cuz I build Crappy

Put an LV-t30 with a big tank of jet fuel

'Cuz I build Crappy

I don't mess with mass or thrust, I just build what I think is cool.

'Cuz I build Crappy

Made a really tall rover, it falls down when I brake

'Cuz I build Crappy

Only using tiny wheels, that may be a mistake

'Cuz I build Crappy

I just failed 18 times and each time it was great

'Cuz I build Crappy

If building crappy is this fun, then success, well, that can wait.

(If anyone can sing/mix this, I would SO make a video of it.)

Edited July 12, 2015 by Xacktar

[Fatal_Gam3er]

Best. Idea. EVER

[dbmorpher]

I could sing it probably but I don't have any equipment.