Facts and Reactions

[Sun]

Here's how it works:

User A: Fact: Everything is awesome!

User B: Well, not everything. Fact: Gamma rays are deadly.

User C: Of course they are! Fact: [blah blah blah...] etc.

Basically, you state a fact. The next poster reacts to that fact and posts another fact, etc.

I'll start.

North Korea has a literacy rate of 99%. That's the same as the USA and the UK.

[Pineapple Frenzy]

Learning to recite propaganda is easy.

Fact: Teaching critical thinking takes time.

[Sun]

Yet that didn't take much time to think of.

Fact: 20% of Americans think the Sun goes around the Earth.

[Thomas988]

Wait, the Earth goes around the Sun? Blasphemy!

JJ Abrams uses Microsoft Movie Maker for his special effects.

[Darthzeus]

Who's JJ Abrams?

86% of statistics are made up

[K3achas]

The other 24% don't add up.

[Fact]Trucks at thee VAB go sideways.

[Sun]

I haven't seen that glitch yet. Probably fixed in 0.22.

Fact: If Valve couldn't count to 3, they would still be in preschool.

[Megalodon 720]

They all forgot how to count at the age of 21.

Fact: The longest word ever is so long it takes two posts on these forums to post it.

[Souper]

Wow! What the ass was IUPAC thinking?

Fact:

Edited August 13, 2014 by Souper

[Sun]

Blame North Korea.

Fact: Cleverbot is not clever. Proof:

[Thomas988]

OMG I LOVE JACKSEPTICEYE

Fact: Nuclear power plants are actually millions of hamsters running on wheels.

[Kinglet]

Hamsters are jerks. Useful jerks. Fact: Quails hate flying as they are heavy and unaerodynamic.

[Megalodon 720]

Who doesn't know that?

Fact: John Sedgwick's last words were: "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? Why are you dodging like this? They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

[Vaporo]

He refused to speak ever again in the presence of such cowards.

Fact: When there's something strange in the neighborhood, you should call Ghostbusters.

[K3achas]

If it is Halloween, wait a day.

Fact:pi is not 3.2

[Thomas988]

True. Pi is 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756...

Fact: Jebediah is real.

[K3achas]

Where does he live? I need to stay away.

Fact: This is a fact.

[Kinglet]

That fact is false. OMG HAX PARADOX WEAREALLDOOMED!1!!!11!!!!one!!!

Fact: The space police is coming!

[Overfloater]

Better hide all the space meth!

Fact: Penguins do not meep.

[K3achas]

They eep.

Fact: I am not not not not not not a human.

[Sun]

wat.

Fact- 9999999 ERROR. Aperture is currently experiencing technical difficulties.

[K3achas]

One 9 away from a fallback error message (like 404, but some data found).

Fact: Some dogs are smaller than cats, and others are larger than kerblals.

[Tex_NL]

Some dogs are smarter than cats, all are smarter than Kerbals.

Fact: 111.111.111 * 111.111.111 = 12.345.678.987.654.321

[K3achas]

You can't use multiple deciomal points.

Fact: I like cheese.

[LABHOUSE]

We know you don't need to keep going on and on about it.

Pi is 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510

(I did memorize all that)