Calling for artistic help!

[glen.mack]

If anyone has the prowess with photorealistic imagery, and can do a better job than me (clearly not hard) I'd be really grateful if someone could do a product mock-up of this...

I made it up as a joke in my Knievel Kerman video, (see below) but I'd actually like to turn it into a running joke, you would get credit in every video it appears in and I'd do my best to notify you every time a video comes out with it in.

Some specifics - I'd like just the can on a transparent background, (png or similar) and in as high resolution as possible, just in case I want to change up the format, and won't have to bug you, but it'll probably appear as the advert in the video below with the signature tagline;

Kraken

Removes your wings.

[el_coyoto]

Just came here to say that, although I won't be able to help you, I just love the slogan!