KSP Development Roadmap [999% realistic!]

[megatiger78]

space is removed as it does not exist, and space terrorists are added

[Cooly568]

KSP Mobile comes out as a 2D puzzle game.

With lovely microtransactions.

[Sun]

Kerbin is turned into a mud planet. Dynamic terrain is added, so roving away from the space center would be a sticky situation.

[SlimeCrusher]

Every planet is removed. The only one left is Kerbin.

The game is now called "Kerbal Aeronautics Program", and the main focus is killing the aliens invading the planet with low-tech biplane fighters.

[Technical Ben]

Squad decides multibody systems are not realistic enough. Implements multy world simulations. Every mission is played over all possible events, realities and failures. This includes spontaneous whale appearances and "evil mirrorverse" attacks. Oh, and you'll need the cray computer to play it, or a 2million qbit cpu.

[Overfloater]

Several types of hippopotamuses have been implemented into the game:

- Normal, green hippopotamuses that inhabit Kerbin

- Alien, hostile hippopotamuses on other planets - they will attack landed vessels

- A rare, deep space hippopotamus - basically deep space kraken replacement.

[megatiger78]

the commander jeb YouTube series is made a official part of ksp, and the game becomes kerbal effect. (commander jeb is a mass effect thing right?)

[Sun]

The game is reverted back to its 0.25 state.

[cantab]

But with the addition of the "Rocket Assistant", an animated booster that appears on-screen to offer the player context-aware advice.

"It looks like you're trying to fly a plane. Would you like some help?"

[Sun]

In 0.91: "Legend tells of a kraken who ravages the poles by turning them into mud, which gives it the name of the Mud Kraken.

[Moesly_Armlis]

Just one word. Towels

It's about the most massively useful thing.

[megatiger78]

the death towel is added just of gilly. it will destroy everything in a very amusing way if touched..... Danny launches straight for it....

[kujuman]

1.0.1 will feature:

Ability to trade Science, Funds, and Prestige with all other KSP players in an online market.

This is coupled with an auction house to sell launch slots to players (so that only one player worldwide may launch during any minute).

1.0.2 will feature:

Multiplayer, but this update has a bug which doesn't allow KSP to run on multi-core CPUs or any chips that can handle x64.

1.0.2 will also see the removal of prior version downloading.

[Anister]

1) Terrain Deformation

2) +100 Player multiplayer server

[Sun]

0.93: more planets are added!

[cantab]

.93.1 - All planets are made into moons of Kerbin because interplanetary travel is too hard.

[Sun]

.93.2: Kerbin's equator is turned into craters after everything falls.

[SlimeCrusher]

.93.5: We get a new planet called "Escapy", that is on an escape trayectory out of the system and you must catch it before it goes away! It also gives you interstellar posibilities

[Xorth Tanovar]

.93.7: Space junk is not only persistant, but non-deletable. AND it's imported from every PC that KSP is installed on...and multicore support still isn't present.

[dryer_lint]

.93.9: New space junk update gives rise to another gamemode, Pirate. You steal other space programs' stuff to gain Funds.

[EladDv]

0.95.0 kerbals invent teleportation but forget how to teleport back. kerbal are doing one way jobs only. also the technology only works on living matter so no cloth or rockets are allowed

[DuoDex]

November 23rd, 2017: A second star system called Kasterborous is added to the game, and a small blue box emblazoned with the words "POLICE BOX" is found orbiting the reddest planet in the system. Upon touching the orbiting box, kerbals and ships are hurled away from it at approximately five times the speed of light. When people look at the log for the glitch, the only message is "My TARDIS!"

[Prof. Endwalker]

0.950031.01 Kerbals make the first bionic man. They question what a man is. The man makes other men. Him and the other men develop a space simulation game. After a few years, the game reaches beta, and thus update 0.950031.01 introduces... (read this post again)

[Sun]

1.0: Game over.

[cantab]

November 23rd, 2017: A second star system called Kasterborous is added to the game, and a small blue box emblazoned with the words "POLICE BOX" is found orbiting the reddest planet in the system. Upon touching the orbiting box, kerbals and ships are hurled away from it at approximately five times the speed of light. When people look at the log for the glitch, the only message is "My TARDIS!"

I just found out that you can't rep in Forum Games. /tangent