106 Jack FM One-liners

[RedDwarfIV]

'Playing what we want untill a leopard can change its spots.'

'Playing what we want untill Jonathon Woss can shpeak his Rs pwoperly.'

'Sean Connery hash really found hish niche. Sshe wash behind the sshed talking wish hish nephfew.'

'Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.... The world\'s hottest... lesbian couple.'

'We have two important words for our old maths teacher. You\'re an idiot.'

'In an alternate universe, there is an evil version of Jack, that plays what you want.'

'Playing what we want until Swindon is twinned with Hell.'

(If any of these is offensive in some way, PM me and I\'ll remove it [pending though on whether takedown request is sensible.])