Bill The Engineer.

[Whirligig Girl]

"I'm an engineer" Bill started. "And that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'what is the Mun', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of astronomy." Bill took a sip of and then set down his Mountain Dew, and continued to play his arratiug. "I solve practical problems." Some meteors fell from the sky, showering the immediate area with debris. "For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean meteroid from tearing me a structurally superfluous new backend? The answer:" A small rocket shot out of the ground towards a particularly large rock. "Use a booster." Then a particularly humongous rocket began falling from the sky towards the area. "And if that don't work..." A very large rocket with an Advanced Grabbing Unit swooped the rocket debris out of the sky. "...Use more Booster."

"Like this: Tri-leg mounted little ol' rocket designed by me. Built, by me. And you best hope... It's pointed at a rock falling towards you."

Bill was never a competent Kerbal. Nor was he as competent astronaut. Nor was he... competent at all. But for some strange reason he was absolutely genious at putting together rockets out of whatever strange junk and scrap metal Jebediah could find for him.

[montyben101]

Err are you okay? You keep creating these sort of philosophical threads?...

[Rolanvorxariat]

Bill, bill...