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We rang up BT earlier to report a nuisance caller. He said 'Not you again.'
I went to see my doctor. I asked if he had anything for wind, so he gave me a kite.
D\'you know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.

They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

So that was nice.

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