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Kraken was PFONE!

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My theory proves that the kraken was FONE!

The kraken is millions of years old. He anticipates everything.

The Kraken once played with chemicals and accidentally made a primordial soup. Everyone and everything is it's offspring.

Your girlfriend is it's daughter.

Since The Kraken was kill a few years ago, it's technically dead. Despite having been resurrected.

The Kraken told you your GF was it's daughter.

Your GF said it was dead.

KRAKEN WUZ PHONE!

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