Souper Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I've made a SHOKING CONSIPRACY TRUTH!11! Wernher's death was faked!So the KSC's official news director Walt Kerman told us that our favorite FAMOUS rocket scientist died today when he touched a Kraken egg and it made it hatch and then the new Kraken expanded to adult size and KILLED HIM! so veery tragik indeeed.HOWEVER IT WHAS FAKED! As seen in this image, the KSC say's it's merely and error with the crew camera name indicator, and that it's actually senior rocket tester Enrad kerman in the pilot.HOWEVER, when i digitally edit the photo, contact hundreds of geniuses and do blah blah blah jargon jargon siphisticated complex words blah blah blah, YOU CAN CLEERLY SEE THAT HE HAS MOUSTACHE AND GLASSES!!1so this PROVES that wernher faked his death to become astronaut! BUTT WHY? IS KERLUMINATTI INVOLVED? I THINK TRULLY AFFURMITAVE!!1All the evidence points towards Wernher being hired by the kerluminatti to go to space and defeat the original Deep space Kraken who was also NOT REALLY KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111We must expose this so veery true truth. TELL EVERYBO- Now, this is the story all about howMy life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I'd like to take a minute, just sit right thereI'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel AirIn West Philadelphia, born and raisedOn the playground is where I spent most of my daysChillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all coolAnd all shootin' some B-ball outside of the schoolWhen a couple of guys who were up to no goodStarted makin' trouble in my neighborhoodI got in one little fight and my mom got scaredAnd said, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"I whistled for a cab and when it came nearThe license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirrorIf anything I could say that this cab was rareBut I thought, nah forget it, yo home to Bel AirI pulled up to the house about seven or eightAnd I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell you later"Looked at my kingdom, I was finally thereTo sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robopilot99 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 You are quite a insane Venusian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Why do you even... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAINCRAFTER Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I get that reference.(10 char (OR IS IT? This is a conspiracy.)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Phil Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I get that reference.(10 char (OR IS IT? This is a conspiracy.))Dun Dun Dunnnnn!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whirligig Girl Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Hype Train is Kerluminati Confirmed. Though it's not that bad. The Kerluminati is just the brand that produces light bulbs for the lanterns on HypeTrains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon0009 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 What the hell?You, sir are completely insane.My god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NovaSilisko Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 If I ever have an official forum for anything, this is why it won't have an off-topic section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r4pt0r Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Everybody walked the dinosaur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted February 13, 2015 Author Share Posted February 13, 2015 (edited) Isn't it amazing how much fun / laughs we can get out of simple nonsense?WE NEED MORE NONSENSE! Exhibit A: Trollpasta wiki. (you may consider this a warning, that place does not have human beings of any kind, just hairless monkeys who are even more insane then me ( )(Or at least a place where it runs freely.) Edited February 13, 2015 by Souper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I do not see the point in this...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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