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New Ideas for loading screen 'hints'!

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Bribing governments.

taunting boulders.

Repositioning Ike.

Filling everything with Kerosine.

Counting backwards.

Applying Ductape.

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-Braking Orbits

-Waxing Runway

-Rebuilding VAB... AGAIN

-Sanding Beaches

-Freezing Ice Caps

-Negotiating Gravity

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So many of these need to be implemented they may need to extend the loading screen for them :)

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Extending the loading time.

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-Reattaching primary buffer panel

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Apologizing to Dave

Reversing polarity of neutron flow

Waxing on

Waxing off

(Note: these are to be displayed in succession.)

Finding out what Gibbous means

Resonating orbits

Adding multiplayer

Reverse-engineering

Undervolting main B bus

Going no more a-roving

Demoting Eeloo

Locating Towel

Taking high road

Folding solar panels

Lassoing Gilly

Towing Mun (A bit of explanation required behind that one. When the Mun Arches were first added, it was theorized that they were giant tow hooks from when the Mun was towed into place.)

Calibrating ASAS

Training Jeb

Inflating Wheels

Reassuring Pilots

Drawing checklists

Copying Gmod

Faking Mun Landing

(to be displayed directly after) ...On Duna.

Repurposing Umbrellas

(as satellite dishes)

Sewing Flags

Cloning Jeb

Reinventing Wheel

Adding Struts

Toggling Gimbals

Reinforcing Hatches

Depressurizing Repressurizers

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There are some pretty awesome ones here. I hope the devs use some of them in the next update.

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-"Learning"

-Pressing this new button

-Using rockets as a grill (tasty!)

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One more:

Tasting Minmus

After that, it displays "Finding Heat-Lamps"

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A bit off-topic, but can someone please explain what "SCE" means ? I feel like I'm missing something cool there :confused:.

Look up "Apollo 12 sce to aux"

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Failing to implement military programs.

Preparing non-FTL drives.

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OK, I gotta say, "SCE to AUX," "Stirring cryo tanks," and "1202" are ones that absolutely need to go in.

I'd also suggest "Misconverting English to Metric," "Fitting Square Pegs Into Round Holes," "Günter is Leaving" (let's see how many get THAT!), "Are You a Turtle?" (or THAT!), "Wetting Down Launch Pad" (possibly even more obscure...), and "Partially Venting EVA Suit" (most obscure of all?) to add more space program jokes.

How about "Contemplating Seven Minutes of Terror," as a tribute to the KSP players on the Curiosity team?

And yes, "Reticulating Splines" *HAS* to be in there. It's loading screen tradition!

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OK, I gotta say, "SCE to AUX," "Stirring cryo tanks," and "1202" are ones that absolutely need to go in.

I'd also suggest "Misconverting English to Metric," "Fitting Square Pegs Into Round Holes," "Günter is Leaving" (let's see how many get THAT!), "Are You a Turtle?" (or THAT!), "Wetting Down Launch Pad" (possibly even more obscure...), and "Partially Venting EVA Suit" (most obscure of all?) to add more space program jokes.

How about "Contemplating Seven Minutes of Terror," as a tribute to the KSP players on the Curiosity team?

And yes, "Reticulating Splines" *HAS* to be in there. It's loading screen tradition!

If the partial venting one is what I think it is (Leonov?), it's not really that obscure. I'm not sure on the two before that, though.

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You *have* to include

'Reticulating Splines'

It's back from the old SimCity, and afaik it's just gibberish it said every time it loaded.

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Oh my two cents:

Killing Jebediah ..... Again!

Boosting Boosters

Taking All your Base for Us!

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Launching Kerbal into The Sun?

Investigating Hidden base

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  • Reversing polarity of the neutron flow
  • Filling spare tanks with cake batter
  • Reviewing Jeb's life insurance policy

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Igniting Mainsails

Playing Space Boardgames

Slaying Space Krakens

Planting Flags

And if you've been to the

memorial on the Mun

, it could say

Landing Eagle

as one of them.

Also the spoiler tag thing isn't working in the preview post thing.

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