SmartS=true

I've played it since January, probably >500 hours by now.

1348: The room where all the Conspiracy Theorists scream at you.

You faked a Mun landing on a soundstage on Duna! YOU CHEATER!

MLD (Moon Landing Denialist) Overhaul - Adds Van Alex Jones belts around Kerbin. Wait, did I say belts? I mean spheres. The radiation is so intense that anything that goes beyond LKO has it's pilots killed and probe cores severely damaged, even on trajectories that would go nowhere near the real-life Van Allen Belts. Sure to please the kind of people who believe that NaturalNews and InfoWars are the only sources of news not possessed by the Illuminati/NWO. And if you say that the mod is unrealistic, then you're ANOTHER ONE OF THE NWO SHILLS!!!11!!2

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SmartS not Starwhip. Semi-toridal shape made of Fe made to be worn on the head of the curent leader of a hereditary dictatorship that is strongly reflective at 620-750 nanometers?

I put a nuke engine, 3 Mk1 liquid fuselages, and 6 radial radiators, cause we're going to Moho!

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<img>http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/soc/Pluto-Encounter/data/pluto/level2/lor/jpeg/029917/lor_0299179742_0x636_sci_2.jpg</img> What are all those depressions, and why are there so many of them?

On the fourth day of Kristmas, my dear Kerbal gave to me: Four solar panels, three Hitchhiker pods,two SRBs, and a copy of KSP.

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Wait, the RCS system has >2 km/s of delta-v?

Banned for existing.

I am pretending to be a Conservapedia sysop, therefore I can ban you and 65536 other people because I can.

Granted. The parachutes don't deploy, causing the solar panels to break on impact. NASA drives it around for a few hours, making some measurements and taking a few pictures, before the rover's battery dies. I wish for all of the content from Alex Jones' various websites to be deleted, but people's memories of them still remain. No other websites get affected.

I haven't gone to a restaurant quite that bad yet, but there was a Burger King in Idaho that was simply horrible. The hamburger buns felt like Styrofoam, the meat tasted like burnt plastic, and the milkshakes tasted like extremely dilute cornstarch with a little bit of corn syrup. You couldn't see the round hockey puck-like things in the urinals because there was so much algae growing in them. Yet there were still several families eating there for some odd reason.

Lowest recorded altitude was 80,492 meters above the "surface". Jool is hard.

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Granted. The "SRB" is am A-class model rocket engine that turns into a cubic nanometer of hydrogen when lit. I wish for my math teacher to stop being obsessed with Pinocchio.

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umbrella

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You are a fan of The Martian. That's cheating, because LOGIC!

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