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About joacobanfield

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  1. What did you do in KSP today?

    I created an abomination plane that deploys a small science rover with parachutes. It carries it vertically, sticking out of the hull. It's a miracle it is not immediately destroyed by drag and such...
  2. What did you do in KSP today?

    What do you do when a contract requires flybys of six different celestial bodies? You buid a 18000 d/V monster of course! Just look at this little abomination. It doesn´t even have a parachute! Of course, boosters that large can only be safely separated by MOAR BOOSTERS! FWOOOOOOOSHHHHHH And then, of course, you spend fifteen minutes fiddling with moons and gravity assists to construct this beautiful thing... And then you complete the contract with over one quarter of your Delta V remaining!
  3. Spaghettifying Kerbals

    I turned off gravity and flew one kerbal into an interstage faring. Next thing I know, she's become a fine dish of spaghetti with assorted rocket parts.
  4. What did you do in KSP today?

    I launched a ship I piloted in a dream...the Apocalypse Later You can probably guess its function from the name, and the rather...large ammount of weapons "I" installed.
  5. Have you ever been to eeloo in career mode

    Well, not Eeloo, but GPP´s Leto counts too, I guess. It was a direct shot with an ion probe. I´m never doing it again after I waited for several hours for the burns to complete!
  6. What did you do in KSP today?

    A refueling vessel failed me, and had to be excecuted via KAS electric screwdriver. Spaghetti Kerman and Danny Kerman (not pictured) carried out the excecution flawlessly.
  7. I got it working and staged some pretty awesome dogfigts...but I can't get two ground based weapons to shoot each other. Any ideas? I have ammo, weapon manager and AI pilot on the things. They do point their weapon at each other if I turn off the AI pilot, but they do not fire. Edit: Solved. It was the guns that were out of swivelling range. Sorry.
  8. What did you do in KSP today?

    I dropped a probe... into Jool.
  9. I´ll see what I can do. I use 1.3, might be the cause.
  10. I'll provide one tomorrow. Also, the contents of the output.log put quite a strain on my computer if I paste them here, is that the only way to hand them over?
  11. I might be doing something wrong, but attaching a weapon manager, two .50 cals to a plane and an ammo box still does not give me the option to fire. The screen looks like this, am I missing something?
  12. Funniest/Coolest Kerbal Names

    What do you mean that Raygan Kerman just stole a bunch of laser experiments!?!?!
  13. What's your most stupid thing ever you did in KSP?

    I sent a 50 ton probe to Leto using only one ion engine.