LadyAthena

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A moment ago a girl just thanked for attending the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore.

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A moment ago a girl just thanked for attending the vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore.

omg :0.0: that was the funniest one yet :sticktongue:

for those who don't get it, say it out loud

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A Freudian Slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Read it out loud.

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Time flies like an arrow... but fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow... but fruit flies like a banana.

that ones good...it'll probably take people a few times to get it though. :sticktongue:

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Time flies like an arrow... but fruit flies like a banana.

Captain Spaulding, I presume?

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I have a friend who's obsessed with sheep. He's a little weird in that regard, but all around not a ba-a-a-ad fellow.

Edited by Xannari Ferrows

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When me and my mum were driving home from the doctor:

'Kenya speed up so we get home faster'

'We are Ghana be home it just a second'

'But I'm Hungary. Do you think you Congo faster?'

'I'm China get home as fast as I can! I Canada go any faster!'

'Oman this is boring'

Iran over here to say this.

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you forgot to Czech the speedometer, don't wanna get caught Russian around above the speed limit. Don't wanna Iraq up a speeding ticket fine. :P

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You silly Turkeys, with your nation puns...

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Its too warm for turkeys to be out, they prefer when its more Chile.

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I'd prefer a little more Greece for texture. I don't mean to be Russian ya, but could you get it into japan​ quickly?

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It's to far away for US.

Can I lean on this Pole for a while?

My back is in Spain​!

You can rest your feet on this Ottoman.

I have to put more Prussia on you.

Wow, that's quite the Qingk in that rock!

But that's what I Ming!

Ukraine? But I'm not a crane!

Edited by CelticCossack51

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I'd bring some community snacks, but iran out. Kenya run down to the store and get some? Oman, this is embarrassing... Almost is spainful.

...No, syriasly, I did. Yukon​ even go check.

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