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Nivee's Song Parodies

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Hi! Since I won't be able to play KSP for quite sometime, I thought of a good way to make best use of my free time: make Kerbal song parodies!

Here's the first one~ 10 points to whoever guesses which song it's a parody of.

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Kerbal Paradise

As I walk in the valley where the booster had blown,
I look at the burnt village, they should have known.
But that's just perfect for a kerbal like me,
You know I shun fancy things like occupational safety

Early in the morning I am refuelling tanks,
Linus works the labs, Mortimer tricks the banks,fool
And I have been landing on the Mun for so long,
Even Jebediah thinks my mind's gone.
But I am a free flying kerb who likes this din,
For me, self preservation is a sin.
But if I do the Jool 5, and you land on Duna
We will celebrate, but I only brought some tuna

We been spending most our lives,
Living in the kerbal paradise.
I almost blew up KSC twice,
Living in the Kerbal paradise.
It's hard work and sacrifice,
Living in the Kerbal paradise.
We fly tourists, ignoring their cries,
Living in the Kerbal paradise.

A KSC hater vandalized our rocket shop,
I smiled and started cleaning it with my mop
I dont worry about him, I pity the fool.
We wil be laughing our heads off when we colonize Jool
But we never punch a flat kerbiner, even if he deserved it.
A KSC worker with a temper, you know that's unheard of.
We pillage Jeb's junkyard for the off-season loot,
and our buddies look great in orange, fool.
If you vist the KSC, you will never be bored,
We will show you warehouses where the SRBs are stored.
And we dont really worry about completing contracts,
I turned up fund rewards to 5x, with cfg hacks.

The launchpad is barely 100 meters,
From the Vee-Ayy-Bee
The rocket plumes hit the windows,
And there's nothing that we can see!

We been spending most our lives,
Living in the kerbal paradise.
We are commited to science,
Living in the kerbal paradise.
There's no range safety advice,
Living in the kerbal paradise.
We have landed on Eeloo twice,
Living in the Kerbal paradise.

We are transporting the ET,
Pumping lots of fuel,
We will send a fleet to Duna
Sooner than you will!
You think you are so clever
Think you can challenge me?
I got decades of experience,
No one cares about your PhD!
I am the famous rocket guy that everyone wants to be,
I recover modules everyone else dumps in the sea.
I refurbish them all, sell them back to Rockomax,
But unlike them I pay all of my tax! 

We've been spending most our lives,
Living in the Kerbal Paradise.
We are a bit crazy but we're nice,
Living in the kerbal paradise.
Sometimes overrun by bean counting guys,
Living in the Kerbal paradise.
Led by Gene and Mort(yikes!)
Living in the Kerbal paradise!

You guys are free to post your song parodies too :)

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A modding we will go,
A modding we will go,
Hi ho the merry-oh
A modding we will go.

The mod bugs lead to strife,
The mod bugs lead to strife,
Hi ho the merry-oh
The mod bugs lead to strife.

A balance pass needs to run,
A balance pass needs to run,
Hi ho the merry-oh
A balance pass needs to run.

Jeb's dead so start again,
Jeb's dead so start again,
Hi ho the merry-oh
Jeb's dead so start again!

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THE OLD KOSMODROME: Parody of "Old Town Road (Horses in the back)" by Lil Nas X

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Yeah, I'm gonna take my rockets to the old Kosmodrome
I'm gonna launch, till I can't no more
I'm gonna take my rockets to the old Kosmodrome
I'm gonna launch, till I can't no more

I got the boosters in the back,
Separatrons attached.
The capsule is black,
But my staging was just whack.
I'm riding on a booster,
You can drive your sport car.
I have been into space,
You haven't been even off-road, ha!

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'

Ridin' on a rover,
Sometimes I make it hover
Cheated Mort off all his money,
His anger just boiled over.
My life is a movie,
My launches are so groovy.
Relaxing at the VAB,
There's nowhere else I have to be

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'

Yeah, I'm gonna take my rockets to the old Kosmodrome
I'm gonna launch, till I can't no more
I'm gonna take my rockets to the old Kosmodrome
I'm gonna launch, till I can't no more

I hope it's not too bad! :)

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