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Unfortunately your body and face slowly deforms into that of a Coelacanth every time you use these powers.

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I want the power to be completely irresistible to the opposite gender, and be able to toggle this ability on and off.

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you are irresistable to the opposite gender OF A COW so you transform into one and the transformation into a cow is slow and painful and you can only turn it off every 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999x10^999999999999 years

the ability to become invincible

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DERP. You now cannot be killed. but you still feel pain and are constantly being beaten with a rebar.

I want telepathy.

Edited by Rage097

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You accidentally read the minds of everyone. Your brain overloads, and is forced through a hard reset, which corrupted all data.

The ability to time travel to a chosen point in time, to alternate timelines.

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Yes, but the there is only one timeline you can got to and it is filled with Bronies

I want to be able to re enter the atmosphere without a spacecraft safely

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Granted, but you still feel the pain of being burned to a crisp and impacting the ground.

My superpower shall be that of invisibility.

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Granted, you can no longer see. because your eyes must be visible to see.

I wanna destroy the world!

#DPRK

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I'm not going to be able to see anyway, so I suppose that works.

You can destroy the planet, but only as long as you're on it in the process.

My new superpower is that of extreme agility.

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extreme agility compared to a sloth

my super power is the ability to turn into any inanimate object

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Granted, so long as the inanimate object is a tree. Tree powers, activate!

My new ability shall be that of having an invisible aeroplane.

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Granted, so long as the inanimate object is a tree. Tree powers, activate!

My new ability shall be that of having an invisible aeroplane.

You should've said chair. "chair mode, activate! *boop*"

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your aeroplane keeps colliding as other pilots cant see it.

my super power is that i can turn anyone into anything i please

(imagines the next ten minutes)

runs into a high street

*turns someone into a t-shirt* TOP of the morning to ya

*turns someone into a doll* try at different top you look so PLASTIC

*turns someone into a (female) cow*

*turns someone else into a farm girl* have fun!

*turns someone into a bunny called sue* sorry i'm SUE predictable

*turns someone a criminal a pregnant woman* i think justice needs to be DELIVERED

*turns someone into a dress* i think you should DRESS yourself before you go out

*turns someone into a sheep* i think you should cut your hair

*turns someone into a bear* sorry if my puns are unBEARable

*turns someone into a horse* sorry you sound a little HORSE

*turns someone into a dog and the dog into a human* PLOT TWIST

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Granted. The pun Police come and beat you to death with extreme hatred. The rest of the populace (who's ears are bleeding assist in this and slowly beat every last word out of you so you can NEVER MAKE A PUT AGAIN!

I want to be able to bend others to my will.

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granted your friend will is crushed in the process

my superpower is to make the pun police would turn into giraffes so i can GIRAFFE everyone crazy

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, but then the real police come and arrest you

I want a new car, With SRB's

Edited by DarthVader

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Granted, but then the real police come and arrest you

I wish for a real life SRB and Seat

Wrong thread.

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you choke every time you come into an atmosphere

my superpower is to turn the police coming to get me into

one into a woman

one into a beautiful dress

one into a bra

one into a dog for her to walk

one into a punkin cart

one into some crystals shoes and one into a fairy god mother

then combine them all togeth into a woman in a beautiful dress walking a dog with a fairy god mother and a punkin cart.

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sadly the only police you can change into those things are the offcial squid unit

I wish for the ability to slow/stop time for an infinitly long time

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Granted, but that doesn't matter, due to the fact that time is normal relative to you. I wish to be a Space Wizard that can breathe air as well.

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The air of Titan's atmosphere.

I wish for the ability to teleport myself, and anyone I choose, to the Kerbal Space Center at will.

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U teleport yourself into the sun.

I wish for the ability of supa strength

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compared to a turtle

the ability to jump a million meters into the air

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